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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You don't forgive the kangaroo who slammed your hand in the door of a Cadillac Escalade for their sake.You forgive the kangaroo who slammed your hand in the door of a Cadillac Escalade for your own.

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  2. Milk is my kink

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. Here come the boys!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. Up on the housetop, Reindeer Games starring Ben Affleck

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  5. As Herbie awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a Volkswagen Beetle

    By The Gobshite,
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  6. Johnny Cash despited sound checks

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  7. Go find a donkey pugilist and pound that ass.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. You can’t spell Suez Canal without my porn name: Zeus C. Anal.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. If I wax poetic, it takes days for the rash to go away

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  10. Dracula: long teeth, long nipples, short.

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  11. The moldy dirt in our desserts gave everyone in skirts the squirts

    By GreedyBut3DButt,
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  12. Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream. straight, straight, straight, straight. don't pull an Evergreen.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  13. I'm young, guns, and full of Emilio Estevez.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  14. There’s nothing I love more than old Conan, it’s the wrinkles and loose skin that really get me going.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Wait, you're trying to tell me kissing other men and grinding on Satan is gay? Well, colour me all kinds of gay!

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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  16. My Bonnie came into the ocean, my Bonnie came into the sea, my Bonnie came into the ocean, why won't Bonnie cum into me?

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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    • 216 views

  17. For all you know, this is hell, pal

    By Kevllis,
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  18. Waiter, I ordered the nine-day-old soup and this tastes like ten-and-a-half.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Waiter, this nine-day-old soup is lukewarm!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. I spy with my little eye, an ophthalmologist who can correct my ocular deformity

    By GreedyBut3DButt,
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  21. Measure twice. Cut once. Toss the foreskin. Eat some lunch.

    By GreedyBut3DButt,
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  22. Back seat, windows down, that's the way I like to clown

    By gibberingfool,
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  23. My dad is a mom now

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. My feet are so small, baby

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Don’t cry over spilled milk…unless edging is your thing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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