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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. They say you can't throw your granny off a bus, but just you fuckin' watch me, grandpa!

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 275 views

  2. Yes, It’s doable. It just isn’t possible.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 153 views

  3. Before you dump, sump pump.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  4. No, there are no bats in my belfry... but there are certainly marmosets in my meetinghouse!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 157 views

  5. I was so Agile and flexible in elementary school the other kids would call me Spiderman because my uncle was murdered

    By Bumtingle69,
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    • 256 views

  6. You ever Whole Shack Shimmy with the devil in the pale moonlight?

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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    • 201 views

  7. To dream the impossible work from home dream

    By washyerselfwitharagonastick,
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    • 144 views

  8. I'm here to kiss ass and learn names, and I'm all out of other things to say before we start this new position orientation.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 176 views

  9. Sally sold seashells by the sea shore, while Sarah sold slob nobs by the Jersey Shore.

    By HRUPPLETHUPPLE THE HRYTHUPIP,
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    • 184 views

  10. Any eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, while and eye for a thigh makes you finger lickin’ good.

    By HRUPPLETHUPPLE THE HRYTHUPIP,
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    • 177 views

  11. They say measure twice and cut once, but they still haven’t finished my circumcision.

    By HRUPPLETHUPPLE THE HRYTHUPIP,
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    • 182 views

  12. Curiosity killed the cat and Nasa settled out of court.

    By HRUPPLETHUPPLE THE HRYTHUPIP,
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    • 194 views

  13. Power to the peep hole

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 162 views

  14. Bang bang comedy to welcome

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 161 views

  15. Table for one?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 183 views

  16. On Facebook, TV watches you

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 195 views

  17. I promise this isn't a recycled catchphrase that I heard on a YouTube compilation video entitled"best of PFT on CBB 2019."

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 172 views

  18. If I could save time in a bottle... I wouldn’t be the depraved time-oholic I’ve become.

    By tylersmith86,
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    • 218 views

  19. This episode is sponsored by Cap'n Crunch's Oops All Fiberglass.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 259 views

  20. Cats

    By TheRealAndrewLloydWebber,
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    • 204 views

  21. Here rests my immortal soul in that there Panera bread bowl.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 175 views

  22. New Catchphrase suggestions: first drafts only!

    By Kevllis,
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    • 183 views

  23. In a few seconds, nano-probes will assimilate me and the Borg will welcome you to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 186 views

  24. Don't let the cat out of the bag - it hasn't finished marinating.

    By Austin Ross,
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    • 168 views

  25. If you need me, I'll be in Cincinnati doing the sinful nasty

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 162 views
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