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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Tinky Winky put his antenna in every port under the Sun Baby, but I’m the one who gets kicked out of the Teletubbies because my tummy only broadcasts porn.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  2. 2 points form a line, 4 lines make a square, 8 squares make-a a-64, Nintendo 64 make-a it’s-a-me, Mario. Yahoo!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Hold me tightly, Kiera Knightley

    By Dr Syrup,
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  4. I’m tired of porn parodies, it’s time for porn satires.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. The Runaway Jury has reached a verdict, and it's Time to Kill your loose fitting underwear... try the John Grisham "Pelican Briefs" and you'll have a Firm Chamber for your Rainmaker, Partner!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. To know absolute power, take a shit in the shower.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. When you told me you had DSL, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Hey Baby, My Name is Catchphrase. Wanna Be My Submission?

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  9. If I’m not supposed to stick my dick in the catfish hole, why is it called noodling?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. I came here to eat ass and chew bubblegum. In that order for obvious reasons.

    By Electric_ian,
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  11. Look Scott, I just want you to say a name I made up on a podcast I like before the world blows up. Is there any decency left in the world?

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  12. Doctor, my poop stinks—and I mean BAD.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Set forth on your quest and godspeed to you noble warrior. Also while you're out, do me a favor and return these Redbox DVD's.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  14. If you ask me we should chuck him in a lorry.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Let’s keep this short and sweet—just like my dick.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. This is my first time masturbating, but I've already got the jizz't of it!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. If this Zoom's a Toobin, don't go a nudin'

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  18. ♬ Give me everything you got for this wet-ass Stanley Tucci ♬

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  19. Hot smoke in my pipe, fresh doot in my diape.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. A 2017 study from Harvard found that across standardized testing 12% of answers were A’s, 9% of answers were B’s, 4% of answers were C’s and 75% of answers were D’s nuts.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. If you liked Anthony’s wiener you’re going to love Boris’s johnson.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. My favorite Pringle Stack ®️ is just to half the ratio of any flavor with plain

    By Kevllis,
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  23. Now if you’ll excuse me gentlemen I need to go rinse out my undies.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Ohhhh… I thought you said hot CARL!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. This turf war’s turned into a real tough turd, but that’s easy for me to say.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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