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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Switch two letters and Queen Latifa is Queef Latina, now how about THAT?

    By ScottAuxerman,
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  2. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang thanks ScottAuxerman for that catchphrase submission

    By ScottAuxerman,   
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  3. Anachronistical cretin! We had lake trout take out before that stake out make out; we had cheese crust pastery puffs after that lust in the dust who

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 846 views

  4. The Durst law of fight club? Durst is no fight club.

    By Thevo Blix,
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  5. Punch the babies and slap the old ladies, it's time for...

    By createtildeath,   
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  6. I want to start the show with an apology to Marc Maron... actually, nevermind, I was right!

    By justinbwilliams,
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  7. Jaywalking is parkour for lazy people.

    By Dhalgren,
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  8. Calendars!

    By AndyMetz,
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  9. It was the Fall and the leaves had fell. The groundskeeper with his rake did rock as he softly sang: Everyday I'm Rustlin'

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  10. Ghosts is real yall; Busted. Demi Moore or less, am I right ladies?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  11. As Smashmouth once said: Hey now you're an All-Star get the show on get paid. Now give me all the money in the register or I'll give you a Smashmouth.

    By TechnicalityNoDownBooOver,   
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  12. Serious as a fart attack

    By Dan Milway,
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  13. Protect your neck, kid 'cause here comes the ruckus.

    By SextonHardcastle,
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  14. Don't get your panties in a bunch. Instead tie them in a know and donate them to charity.

    By DanielLuna,
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    • 902 views

  15. A great man once said, "At what point, as a mercy thing, do you snip a penis in half?" On today's show, one of our guests will find out!

    By JasonFournier,
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  16. There's a storm a-brewin' and I'm the Little Teapot! Here is my handle. [HOLD UP LEFT FIST] Here is my spout. [HOLD UP RIGHT FIST] And I'm gonna pour

    By Dhalgren,
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  17. Like my uncle always said, why half-ass it when you can full-ass it?

    By lazerface,
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  18. I like cheese in the store / I like cheese even more / I like cheese in the wrapper / When I eat cheese, I couldn't be happer (cont. below)

    By JasonKlamm,   
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  19. When in Rome be Julius Caesar. When in Doubt be Philip Seymour Hoffman.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  20. I cover my butt poops with mouth burps.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  21. I can't take it anymore, Phyllis! People like you are the reason we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway!

    By boyomeboyo,
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  22. Tweet the tweet, I pray you, trippingly on the thumbs.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. Don't fake the funk on a nasty Monk. Tony Shaloub that is.

    By WoodrowHayseed,
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    • 779 views

  24. Ohio! (Rest in Peace, Drew Carey)

    By jackstar7,
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    • 788 views

  25. Possession is nine tenths of the law, but don't tell the Exorcist.

    By TheeRobBallinger,
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