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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Let's make this iPod an eyePod! Alright, just take that thing straight out of its socket. This will only hurt a bit.

    By LilyWilliams,
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  2. Ding Dong, Bing Bong, Wing Wong, Sing Song, Welcome to Comedy Bag Balm

    By GeoffreyP.Belcher,
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  3. Your E-Harmony results came back from the lab. You are AIDS positive, babykins.

    By TheSmallMan,
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  4. In a world of soapbox races and sock puppet science fiction, one man dears to dream...

    By PaulJamesDubois,
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  5. Now and again my thoughts do fall upon those vexing sweater goblins

    By Loneskull,
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  6. I would like to thank Ray Richter for his generous donation of $100 to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you for that we will be sending a little something to

    By pongo,
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  7. Hey Mr Taliban, tally me bananas.

    By ScottFlippyNipsClayson,
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  8. When life gives you a trumpet, play jazz.

    By AndrewQuinn,   
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  9. Flossing is a meaningless act created by dentists and the powerful dental floss corporations!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  10. It may not be my birthday, but I still REALLY want a cake.

    By DorkyButCool,
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  11. Grease, which is slime , makes for great locomotion; grease aids your everyday dealings

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. It is going to get OUTTA HERE!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  13. I never thought I would tell you this and it embarrasses me to do so, but I kind of enjoy that new Michael Jackson album. Hee Hee.

    By SteveHalloran,
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  14. Not to be confused with the 'Comely Bang! Bang!' video series

    By rpnicholl,
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  15. If it's not broke, Netflix it!

    By TheeRobBallinger,
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  16. It's another wonderful day, but dang it if I didn't trip and scrape my knee AGAIN!

    By AndyMetz,
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  17. If you touch me just one more time, I'll...I'll.... I'll touch you back Burt Reynold's impersonator.

    By JasonGibson,   
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  18. Don't think of them as restraining orders.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. If you take a minute to look beyond the surface at what's really deep down INSIDE a person, you see mostly a lot of gross fluids and organs.

    By Lost and Forgotten,
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  20. Cool butterfly tattoo. How old were you when your dad left?

    By Lost and Forgotten,
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  21. "Good morning"? Keep that shit to yourself.

    By Lost and Forgotten,
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  22. Spent 6 hours linking all my watches together to make a belt. What a complete waist of time!

    By Lost and Forgotten,
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  23. When you wish upon a star, probably you'd be mostly wishing you could get back to Earth again somehow.

    By Lost and Forgotten,
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  24. Am I wrong, or should Jack Black and Jack White have done the soundtrack to the movie "The Grey"?

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  25. The best thing about telling the truth is you don't have to remember what you said. The best thing about lying is that chubby you get in your pants.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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