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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me da riddim.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. I scram, you scram, we all scram for the cops are coming. Zoinks! Let's get outta here Scoob!

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. As my Grandma always used to say - You'd forget your head if you weren't so inclined to remember your propensity for performing oral sex

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. I'd like to thank jesus, god, holy mary mother of god, the shepherds, the donkeys, my agent, my parents, satan and everyone else who made this SAG award possible.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. We were promised flatpacks, jetpacks and ballsacks. But all we got was a free chicken sandwich. My review of this PTA meeting will not be favourable.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Once upon a time I was like you - listening to this catchphrase being read aloud and saying to my husband - why are you reading this out loud to me? I don't care about your fucking podcast obsession.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. I once saw a kitten wearing mittens and a giraffe that wasn't doing anything cause nothing rhymes with giraffe.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. The DJ’s got us falling in love again

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. It's time to close up the plug bag!

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  10. Legally, it promises to be a tangled web

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. My goth daddy needs a golf caddy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. If you're getting pulled over, remember to ask the police officer if they're a prostitute, because legally they have to tell you.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  13. Got another Rubik’s Cube stuck in my stupid pubes.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. You may think my webbed hands are perfect for the ocean apocalypse but I’ve only ever used them for slappin dat ass.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. When you said you love Balzac, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Poptart Poptart have you ever blown a fart?  Toast, Toast, Pop, Pop ... Yes I have!  ...  now 

    By Weinersniff 3,
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  17. When all you have is hammer pants everything looks like a chance to hammer dance.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. I propose some toast. It’s breakfast time.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. My Spanish is so bad I’m embarazado.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Scott Aukerman here and I just want to say I think Dave Chappelle is a hack and I could beat him in a roast battle.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. I pledge allegiance to the flag of our father who art in heaven. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, from sea to shining sea.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  22. Red skies at night, Turkish delight! Red skies at morning,  Go get some pancakes and bacon, eggs.

    By Weinersniff 3,
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  23. It's teenage and mutant all the way down.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  24. Our jokes float like bricks don't.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  25. Gonna do something crazy like jump off a building or tell my dad I love him

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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