Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. Kulap, I'm cheating on you. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Gym Sockerman,
    • 0 replies
    • 725 views

  2. Fun Fact: Creamy Peanut Butter is made from Mr. Peanut's "sex juice" and Chunky Peanut Butter is made from his poo.

    By BananaNutNed,
    • 0 replies
    • 776 views

  3. If you're not going to tickle the dingleberry, I don't even know why you came.

    By JosephSchmo,   
    • 0 replies
    • 769 views

  4. Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge an hourly rate for lessons.

    By Colt,
    • 0 replies
    • 821 views

  5. I Don't Need Edgar Wright....

    By afacewithaview,
    • 0 replies
    • 862 views

  6. Attention...this is Vice Principal ‘Rapping’ Scott Aukerman…...All you whack motherfuckers in Ms. Johnson’s 2nd grade class better stop, drop and..

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 688 views

  7. MUSICAL GUEST: DONKEY

    By klobbermang,
    • 0 replies
    • 718 views

  8. Comedy Rainbow is made possible by a grant from Kellogg's, who urges you to explore the joys of reading, funding for the series is also provided by...

    By Bernard_Shakey,
    • 0 replies
    • 631 views

  9. Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight. Wear something sluttier.

    By VajayjayLeno,   
    • 0 replies
    • 771 views

  10. Tell me when we go down the mine; tell me Kuato, Kuato, Kuato

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 666 views

  11. Wow, your parlour sounds RAD, spider, thanks for the invite; just give me 2 minutes to finish licking this turd and i'll buzz right over.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 823 views

  12. I had a delicious sandwich for lunch today, the only problem is I kept cutting my mouth on the sharp cheddar. Welcome to comedaaaah my mouth!

    By 00blum,   
    • 0 replies
    • 827 views

  13. ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special all "jukebox jury" episode of comedy pants pants!

    By ieatpants,
    • 0 replies
    • 719 views

  14. If you are suffering for your art...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 648 views

  15. Sir, I appreciate it, but that's not my butthole.

    By VajayjayLeno,   
    • 0 replies
    • 791 views

  16. What's up hat dog! Why you wearing a hat for?

    By carlosfugazi,
    • 0 replies
    • 797 views

  17. Dissatisfied with this catchphrase suggestion? Return it within 60 days of purchase for a full refund.

    By sspratli,   
    • 0 replies
    • 1032 views

  18. It's like, sometimes you don't even care about my feelings, and it seems like all of those sometimes are while we're whitewater rafting.

    By mwn,   
    • 0 replies
    • 817 views

  19. gramp champ, gramp champ-hampty bamp, floorgreaser hermiole inst gynvale - hunder junvale; yest and freas, munty mamban; umpfka hereeks vertibrale!

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 669 views

  20. Would you Dan Rather get busy living? Or would you Dan Rather get busy dying? Or he can stay lazy, see if I care.

    By Dhalgren,
    • 0 replies
    • 615 views

  21. There appears to be a disconnect between how much fresh Maine lobster you want to sell me for $2 and how much blood I spilled at your family’s...

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 705 views

  22. It's hard to make new friends.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 641 views

  23. Yo, fuck you Jason Mantzoukas. You sleep with my sister ese? You messed with wrong hombre, pendejo! End of side one "a Beginners Guide to Spanish"...

    By sodapopcat,
    • 2 replies
    • 1571 views

  24. If there was a word that rhymed with orange, this would be the perfect catchphrase.

    By BananaNutNed,
    • 0 replies
    • 700 views

  25. Leave your acne medications at home because this podcast is blemish-free.

    By BananaNutNed,
    • 0 replies
    • 715 views
×