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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No one should be above the law, other than tall people and they’ve got us on a technicality.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. You can sniff whatever you want just give me back my birth certificate. They are going to foreclose my house if I don’t show it to them today

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  3. If you wake me up before we go go, give me a minute, because I'll have to poo poo..

    By Michael Motorcycle Carmichael,
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  4. For those who dare to laugh

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Man, those chicks look HOT! Get them out of the incubator and into the brooder ASAP

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. When you think about it, Jesus was the first celebrity caterer

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow and when I woke up, mypillow.com was gone

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. I've got popcorn butt and yellow squash nuts.

    By Butt Barf,
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  9. I'm riding a penny-farthing, so don't you dare explain whimsy to me.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. In the end, there was a catchphrase superstar inside each of us all along.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. I’m so tired of being alone, but I don’t mind the daily masturbation.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. To pee is human. To flush is divine.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. It’s no longer shriveled but it’s still little and there’s some leakage. Just something to keep in mind next time I Botox my cock.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. Welcome to The Trout Hatchery. Here’s your milt shake. Would you like fry with that?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. If police pull you over, you can steer the interaction by speaking thoughtfully. I like to begin by asking “What seems to be the problem, orificer?”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. It's not small, it's just big dick energy efficient.

    By peepee poopoo,
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  17. They say to eat a diet with whole grains, and you can’t take all the salt; truth. But do you take that all with a grain of salt, or take it to heart, because there’s a grain of truth to it?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. I feel like we still need closure on this bra

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. The doctor told me I have a serious concussion. But I'm pretty sure I know my body better than some quack doctor, so I told that doctor, "Glarrbbble muugh duh guh, muh blerblggddd!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. [INT. STORE - DAY] CLERK: Sir, please stop shitting in the candy aisle. This store is doody-free.

    By peepee poopoo,
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  21. Tried to steal home plate.... but mama closed the kitchen cabinet and thwarted that shit.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. It's almost as if you had neither the dick nor the balls in mind when designing these crotchless panties.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  23. shrimp shells and mouse poop are the new pumpkin spice

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Really?! ‘Fundraise’? Shouldn’t it be ‘raise funds’? Sorry, I don’t mean to be a verb dick.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. Destroy your stomach with Aleve, heal it with Tums.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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