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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. That’s a knife, and this is also a knife. We both have knives- hello this is Crocodile Dundee, and I think you suck

    By Kevllis,
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  2. My tokens maybe fungible but my toilet isn’t plungable.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. The Squatty Poddycast is here, so it's time to shit comfortably from your rear!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. If ghosts don’t poop, why is there so much ectoplasm in my bathroom?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Woke up this morning only to find out ‘shit the bed’ isn’t just a euphemism anymore.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. When Optimus Prime absorbs an energon cube he gets more powerful, but when I absorb an energon cube I get radiation burns on my rectum and colon cancer.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  7. I have ass burgers

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. Pauline was shaken. She had never seen a man drop trow and shit in a public place before, but here they were, on Fountain square, with Hank hanging his bare ass over the edge and squeezing a impossibly long and solid turd out into the reflection pool.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    By Pound Foolish,
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  10. I’ve got a bona for the rona.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. Leo Tolstoy is no longer signing copies of War and Peace, peace and love... because he's dead, rest in peace.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  12. Comedy is luminescent. It’s pure joy created and spread by those who know how healing it can be. It transcends and links cultures. It doesn’t just save lives, it’s the highest bliss life has.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Fart fart - the orange tang gang

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. Ruby slipper, glass slipper... and now, porcelain slipper for the toilet Queen.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. More like forrest chump....

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Here’s a hot tip, now how’d you like to see the rest of it?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Rubber baby buggy bumpers rubbed her rump with baby butter

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  18. The Porno Hall of Fame is a tissue full of shame

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  19. “I don’t think it’s that important.” - Oscar Wilde on the importance of being earnest.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. If you don’t wear this Legend of Kora t-shirt, we’re not friends anymore.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. Hey, I just met you - and this is crazy - but can you hold this and call me lazy?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. It's been a while since my buddy Luuk has been able to visit his family in Holland, so I gave him a fresh Dutch Oven. He went from homesick to regular sick faster than you can say, "Du kan fÄ en prut og pille i'!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. It's not unexpected if I'm casually erected!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. The Acolytes have informed me that their archaic blood ritual has failed to stop the coming of another Comedy Bang Bang.. So, I guess...

    By Pound Foolish,
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  25. If you thought getting catfished was bad, you haven't been Japanese Swallowtailed yet.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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