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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm no art critic, but George W Bush is getting pretty fucking good at painting.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  2. Mayor McCheese isn't the family man he pretends to be; he's always asking for "extra mayo between those buns."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. As they locked eyes for a second time, the soft clamor of the dining room seemed to melt away so that all that existed in the universe was Tabitha and this Mountain of a labradoodle as it took a massive shit on the neighbor's living-room carpet.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  4. Before midnight, we gonna keep it all in our pants...

    By Scam Elliot,
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  5. It's not the same to say, enjoying a hot java under the hut. as, enjoying under a hot Jabba the Hutt

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  6. “Different Strokes for different Strokes!” said Julian Casablancas as he stormed out of the band meeting.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. If you want to hear my theme song I’ll have to put on my theme thong.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they Dollycould, they didn’t stop to think if they Dollyshould.

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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  9. Get on all fours and do the reverse centaur

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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  10. We will not go quietly into the night! we will not go without a fight! we’re going to live on, we’re going to survive, tonight we celebrate Friday the 13th!!

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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  11. I wake up each day feeling downtrodden, mourning my hero osama bin laden

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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  12. The only podcast endorsed by the Society of Triumphant Bedwetters

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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  13. Staring is caring

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. I've traveled back to the 1970s to issue this dire warning; disco doesn't suck, Lou Reed sucks.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  15. This party's got too many steam boats and not enough Willies. 

    By Pound Foolish,
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  16. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A kumquat a year makes them tickle your rear.

    By noblegnarble,
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  17. I haven’t been following the series, what is it that they’re actually conjuring?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Everyone wants to talk about The Conjuring but no one wants to give any credit to the conjuror.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Comedy Bang Bang in the bush, Comedy Bang Bang up my tush.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  20. Thank you for investing in our outdoor summer popsicle vending business, Wet ‘n’ Ready. Needless to say, we’re very excited.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Here I sit so broken-hearted; tried to shit—and I did…in my pants.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. In Xanadu did Kubla Khan / A stately sex swing install.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Fonzi didn't practice safe sex, and sadly, he got AAAAAAAAIIIDS.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Fill me with creams, til I taste your daddy's dreams!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. Study hemorrhoids online for a bloody good time!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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