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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My stripper name is Rip Van Pringles, try to guess my signature move.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  2. If you don’t have anything nice to say, then you’re the Domme for me!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 169 views

  3. Waffle man is my alter eggo

    By Turtleshark,
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  4. Hands are just naked muppets in my opinion

    By Turtleshark,
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  5. Make like a mole, and get in that hole, you varmint ass son of a bitch.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. We were playing Chutes and Ladders, so yeah, I shot him plenty, your honor.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. You call that a knife? I call mine an "ouch stick." I like mine better.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  8. Andy was never that type of brash youth who would go running head long into any unsure situation without first squatting down with his trousers around his ankles and just squeezing every last ounce of shit that he could muster out onto the street.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  9. In Soviet Russia, Sandman enters you. Sleep with one eye open!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Rudolph, since your nose is red, go be my brake lights instead

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. This will strengthen your punchin' muscles. NOW you're ready to kill the bastards.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you just made a strong enemy. Because those are MY fish!

    By Fast Andy,
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  13. If you think it's impossible to get your foot stuck in a horse vagina, you've clearly never been to a centaur key party.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. Fill me like an eclair, until I'm bursting with Bavarian cream, Fräulein!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Don't Tread on me then try to make eye contact. I can only cum to your indifference.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  16. Hey asshole.. How about you give that handicapped dude a fuckin Baby Ruth already.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  17. When the witch doctor said he needed to fwhap me with his medicinal stick, I just thought it’d be a gourd rattle or a tree branch or the literal medicine stick he had in his hand. But, MONDAYS, right?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. A gold-plated watch beats a mold-covered crotch. But I'll swear an oath that I can swallow both.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Luke’s proton torpedo bounces off the thermal exhaust port, Luke is killed by defensive fire. General Dodonna: “Our analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia was incorrect. There is not a weakness in the battle station. Our bad.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Our first guest is a former midget named Elvis Holocaustello.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. Our products are getting greener and so are our urethral discharges.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. It's not that complicated: as a curtain-raiser, I nicked my balls with Occam's razor.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Mais oui, c'est baby tu?

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. What is a fart but us sharin a little air?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  25. I didn’t ask to be born, but I did ask to be circumcised, seconds after being born, in a demonic voice.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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