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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. After their base at Dantooine was abandoned in favor of a new headquarters on Yavin-4, the rebel alliance briefly converged above the moon of Tig Notaro

    By Turtleshark,
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  2. If cats and dogs could vote, our political debates would place a much bolder emphasis on the topic of squirrels

    By Turtleshark,
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  3. When you scope the chair, you don't need the 411, you need the 1-4-1-4. One for me, and one for my homies.

    By frasierfonzie,
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  4. Work Get Smarter, not Die Harder

    By Turtleshark,
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  5. When I'm at a Coney Island fish stand I get the classic: fried onions, sweet relish, spicy mustard, and four used condoms betwixt a day-old kaiser bun.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. You want to work smart. You do NOT, under ANY circumstances, want to work hard.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. This song is so ritardando

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. Guys, this podcast is just the Joe Franklin Show on steroids

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. When I had shoulder surgery the pain was more than I could take. My doctor says it’s because I’m what they call “a pussy.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Call me a turtle but dont eat my manhole

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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  11. Im sweating through these shorts, oh wait thats just piss

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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  12. Welcome to this Earwolf Telethon for Mexican Hogwarts

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Work for Smarties™, not Hardee's™.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. I pretty much do everything half-assed since I sat on that running table saw.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. Been dropping similes like Benjamins, and by "Benjamins" I mean my nephew who I'm not allowed to see anymore.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. You can keep your old-fashioned stumps. Check out my sick new GLAMputation!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. You just messed with the wrong guy, buddy! You should have messed with me, instead. I’m a total coward.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. At first if you don't succeed at weight lifting. Try a gain

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  19. If you give a man a fish, he eats an uncooked fish. If you teach a man to microwave a fish, he eats an unevenly-cooked fish.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. Finally! The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars is here! But isn’t there a better one?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. If nice guys finish last then I’m moving at a squares pace. Welcome to Squarespace I’m Comedy ding dong

    By KraytDragonBorn,
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  22. And the Lord spake, "Let they that is without sin cast the next Ghostbusters" and it was good.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. Bronouns before honouns.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. Bros before hoes, never been sicker. Hoes before bros, you're in the clear.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. “Credit or debit?” he whispered mischievously in my ear, but the joke was on him, for I had no buttcrack.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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