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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've got skeletons in my closet... and entrails in my entryway!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. I'LL STOP CRYING WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE JAMES CROMWELL LOOKS AT THAT TALKING PIG, ALAN!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 145 views

  3. I may have gotten pec implants in the Australian Outback, but these abs are original.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  4. I was sentenced on several counts but I was also paragraphed, and a paragraph is, what?, like, at least a few sentences, too.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Bang-banging is what we do! Comedy is in our DNA. What does that mean? It means they can only prove it if we submit to a DNA test.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Colon full of Colin Powell? Fill your heart with Phil Hartman, man!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. I cast ye to the pits of damnation, which is what I call the Olive Garden, which is what I call Hell!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  8. In Hell, every day is a Monday and scantly a lasagna can be found.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 166 views

  9. In soviet Russia, horse gets back on you

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. Be warned, for there are Taco Tuesdays in Heaven, but there are no Tuesdays... in Hell!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 210 views

  11. My dad was pronounced dead at the scene but, right before that, he was mispronounced “dud.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. They put me on jury duty because I’ve got a big jury booty.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. After years of thinking about exercise, my weight has fateaued.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. In Soviet Russia, tang slays you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. I tried to sell the library’s copy of the Silmarillion, but it was a nonfungible Tolkein.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 187 views

  16. Nay, hong man.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 234 views

  17. Is that a trundle bed near your pocket window, or are you just happy to sleep me?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. U know investment bankers b shakin' n their booties & holdin' each other tight watchin' "Tales from the Cryptocurrency."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. This guy could sell dog poop to a Basset Hound…a Basset Hound that collects rare and antique dog poops.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. got milk? …No, seriously, I just ate a habanero and my mouth is burning!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. If I can’t tinkle on the floor when it’s my birthday, when can I?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 170 views

  22. Ummm, it's only a French Tickler if it comes from the Chatouiller region of France...

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 150 views

  23. Reliably satisfying your aural itch. Now with more Bill Clinton impressions!

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 163 views

  24. Bit me baby, one more coin!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. Does anyone have a good stream for Phillip’s funeral?

    By Boob Seger,
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