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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In Soviet Russia, problems have a Houston

    By Turtleshark,
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  2. Hark, Stout Yeoman of Hey Nong, what dost thou seek at the House of Hot Dog?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Though it is neither August nor Christmas, we’d like to wish you a Holly Jolly Augie Doggie!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 239 views

  4. If we censors have offended, eat a dick and all is mended.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. The rain in Spain stays mainly in Grazalema, averaging around 31 inches per year

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Sex is like a really cool Pokemon card. I don't have any and I really want some

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Who am I? I'm the Mayor of BurgerTown and have been since Nineteen-Seventy-Cheese.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. Who am I? I'm the Mayor of TacoTown and have been since Nineteen-Queso-Supreme.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  9. Who am I? I'm the Mayor of NoodleTown and have been since Nine-uh-teen-Spaghetti-Meat-uh-Ball.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  10. Isn't it ironic the lyric, "It's like an olympic-sized swimming pool on the back of a clown car," was there for the taking, but Alanis Morissette didn't use it?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  11. The hills have eyes and the walls have ears, but the woods have necks and peckers

    By Turtleshark,
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  12. Don't make the trolley do all the work, kill the last guy yourself

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. I'm bringing "I'm bringing sexy back" back

    By Turtleshark,
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  14. If you can't handle me at my worst, you probably wouldn't be thrilled by my best either, they're pretty similar

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. You can bring sexy back, I'm bringing this expired yoghurt back.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. I like some Beethoven, I like some Pachelbel. I like some combination Beethoven and Pachelbel

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Making love to you was never second best. Not first, either.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. The day had been unending, with her bosses' incessant hassle and that call from the school about Billy's misbehaving. But as she opened the door to her home, all that was left on Janet's mind was that hot dump she was about to drop.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  19. Ho, Ho, Yellow Snow! Merrrry Pissmas!

    By FraidyTaylor,
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  20. Be a little stiality or be a lotta stiality. Just don’t be-a-stiality.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. I call ‘em like I see ‘em. That’s the Roman Coliseum!

    By Ass:Pec Ratio,
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  22. Mustache Rides for a Nickel. Tip included.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  23. I have the world’s strongest penis.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. The Creepy Crawlers goop vapor in my lungs recognizes the Creepy Crawlers goop vapor in yours

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. Excuse me Ms. Mermaid? I'm the clam that used to live in your bra. Just came back for my stuff.

    By StopEatingBees,
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