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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I met fellow father and we had sex on a cot in a dad romance.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Had a ruff day... treat yourself to the other kind of prostitute tonight!*ruff*

    By Pound Foolish,
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  3. Personally I'm still pissed that the sequel to Garfield wasn't called 2 Cats 2 Curious

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. It's like 10,000 flutes when all you need is a fife

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. It coiled up at the bottom of the tank, settling into itself like a family of snakes trying to share each other's warmth in the fading sunlight of an early Autumn evening.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Whatever you want, he's deaf too.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Shut up

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. There once was a man from Nantucket. Once.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Much like a Yancy Street whore, you've got another Thing coming!

    By Michael in Detroit,
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  10. Dolphin pink undies make me feel sexy. Dolph Lundgren in pink undies makes me feel inadequexy.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  11. Alexa, do my taxes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Cauliflower is just broccoli hiding from the cops

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Ghost hunters in Australia desperately search for the vengeful ghost of a giant dog known as the Marmadook. 

    By Pound Foolish,
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  14. “There’s a lot of step brother, step sister porn but there’s very little orphan porn.” said Batman

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Mister Sandman, grill me a cheese (yum yum yum yum)

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. 100% of unicorns deny the leprechaun genocide ever happened. Think about that.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 177 views

  17. Take off your space man helmet and kiss me

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 156 views

  18. Hey, t-shirts - leave those kids alone.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 165 views

  19. You’re a frog boy; eat this jar of flies

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Who’s the mom now, dad?!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. My mom lives in New Jersey. Ever heard of it?!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. The game? Drinking. The pregame? Drinking.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. Your dad tried to sell me Pokémon cards

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. I hope you have your own baby because you can go fuck yourself.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Pregnant is the new headache.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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