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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When you said you wanted to give me a Dutch oven, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. I came for the colonoscopy, but I stayed for the magazines.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 167 views

  3. Please don't be mean to my drum machine, it has low self-esteem after being kicked out of Ween.

    By Christopher Christopherly,
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    • 140 views

  4. I can't trust you if I can't eat crusts with you

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Bringing home the bacon, ignoring messes that I'm makin'. I'm getting less attention so it's heart attacks I'm fakin'.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 159 views

  6. Hose me down Rosie, I'm too warm and cosy.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 200 views

  7. Thanks to inflation, a bird in the hand is now worth five dogs playing poker

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. I scream, You scream, We all cum, It's an orgy!

    By Scam Elliot,
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  9. Take me down to the Paradox City, where the grass is green even though that seems impossible

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 154 views

  10. Abandon all hope, ye who entertain.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 163 views

  11. Call me old-fashioned, but I believe in love at first squirt.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 157 views

  12. ‘I’ before ‘E’ except after deez nuts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 189 views

  13. Rook takes Knight; Bishop takes Rook; Queen takes (a shit on) Bishop; Check

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. Castle takes Queen; Bishop takes Castle; Horse takes Bishop(‘s celibacy); Check

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. Pawn takes Pawn; Pawn takes other Pawn; Pawn takes another Pawn; New Pawn keeps taking the same Pawn; (They're all just basically fucking. It's gross); Check.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. They say blood is thicker than water, and baby your thiccer than my daughter

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  17. You can touch my groin for two bits of Dogecoin!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 158 views

  18. Can I pay this bill with Ziptocurrency? And by that I mean, the currency I keep in my pants... by which I mean the dollar bills in my pockets.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 161 views

  19. A little less hot and a lot more mess.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. The Hills have Ayes. The Valleys have Neighs. I have turned to crime because crime always pays.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. I have a lot on my plate. The steel plate, I mean. In my head.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. And when you saw only one set of footprints it was when I had fucked off to get a coffee with my friend Jeff.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 167 views

  23. While Mommy’s away, Daddy will play MMORPGs.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 155 views

  24. Who knows why the caged bird sings? THE SHADOW KNOWS!

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Could it be, just like me you were recently tarred and feathered?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 158 views
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