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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has blown an o-ring.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Is it “strain” or “don’t strain”? …Don’t strain?! Really?!? Uh oh.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 163 views

  3. What could be finer than to find your dad on Grindr?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Today's youth? Why, they're nothing but lousy dew droppers playing their Forkknife on their telephones.... in my day we used actual utensils like civilized Americans!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. First, we take the prostate, then.... the prostworld!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. I'll leave the dying hard to Bruce Willis; I'm a live soft kinda guy!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. She has two small children at home and, also, one gigantic child.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. I've got skeletons in my closet... and entrails in my entryway!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. I'LL STOP CRYING WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE JAMES CROMWELL LOOKS AT THAT TALKING PIG, ALAN!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. I was sentenced on several counts but I was also paragraphed, and a paragraph is, what?, like, at least a few sentences, too.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Bang-banging is what we do! Comedy is in our DNA. What does that mean? It means they can only prove it if we submit to a DNA test.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Colon full of Colin Powell? Fill your heart with Phil Hartman, man!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Be warned, for there are Taco Tuesdays in Heaven, but there are no Tuesdays... in Hell!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  14. I cast ye to the pits of damnation, which is what I call the Olive Garden, which is what I call Hell!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  15. In Hell, every day is a Monday and scantly a lasagna can be found.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  16. In soviet Russia, horse gets back on you

    By Turtleshark,
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  17. My dad was pronounced dead at the scene but, right before that, he was mispronounced “dud.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. They put me on jury duty because I’ve got a big jury booty.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. After years of thinking about exercise, my weight has fateaued.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. In Soviet Russia, tang slays you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. I tried to sell the library’s copy of the Silmarillion, but it was a nonfungible Tolkein.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Nay, hong man.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Is that a trundle bed near your pocket window, or are you just happy to sleep me?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. U know investment bankers b shakin' n their booties & holdin' each other tight watchin' "Tales from the Cryptocurrency."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. This guy could sell dog poop to a Basset Hound…a Basset Hound that collects rare and antique dog poops.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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