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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A tree grows in Brooklyn, and the hipsters won’t shut up about it

    By IDontCare4This,
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    • 123 views

  2. Jenga!, motherfucker.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 188 views

  3. Is skateboarding still cool? Just started practicing. Hoping to meet some people if I can get good enough.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 154 views

  4. Started going outside, fingers crossed I meet someone.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 164 views

  5. I read an article in a magazine that said the park is a good place to go to try and make friends.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 154 views

  6. Ordered a new hat online, really hoping the people in my neighborhood like it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 162 views

  7. Is there a doctor in the house!? No. Of course not. Because YOU wanted to be a comedian.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 141 views

  8. The easiest part of a journey is the second step. The hardest part is my dingdong

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 146 views

  9. I want you to play with my ding-a-ling, but not in the sense you would think.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 170 views

  10. Hey Chuck, this is your cousin Marvin. Marvin Berry? You know that ding-a-ling song you been lookin’ for? Well listen to this!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 191 views

  11. A leopard cannot change its spots, except for Ol' Sharpie McSpotschange, but he's a real dick

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 161 views

  12. All hands on deck. All knees on deck. All heads on deck. All asses up.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 152 views

  13. Whelp. Here we Fuckin go again.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 195 views

  14. Look me in the eye and tell me you really understand popcorn

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 163 views

  15. Have some water, ya dirty twatter!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 164 views

  16. What's a guy gotta do to get a good catchphrase around here

    By ImAChuckster,
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    • 158 views

  17. The moon needs its king, and the king his moon

    By ImAChuckster,
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    • 175 views

  18. Non-Fungible Tokens are just digital pogs, and I for one won't fall for it again

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 139 views

  19. Somewhere between a Clit and a twat is where you'll usually find that god damn twit.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 171 views

  20. Remember, spice in the bowl equals spice in the hole.

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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    • 215 views

  21. Buckle up ‘cause here comes the poop!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 164 views

  22. Everyone in the world’s named Jill except for the people who aren’t.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 152 views

  23. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's conjunctivitis.

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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    • 214 views

  24. A few years after partnering with a sex robot, you only get the "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, select, start, B, A" on your birthday--and that's if you're lucky.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 0 replies
    • 174 views

  25. The Snyder Cut is my favorite part of the Pretzel Cow

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 185 views
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