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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. That girl’s so fine she could suck the guts right out of a live bass without batting an eye.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Look, I’m not trying to split hairs with you. If anything, I’m trying to put a bunch of hairs back together, and get all kinds of nasty.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 261 views

  3. If ninjas are so sneaky then how come we know about them

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 161 views

  4. A jellyfish stung me on the tongue, gimme that sweet golden medicine

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 153 views

  5. Dance like nobody's watching, and poop loudly in public stalls

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 160 views

  6. TV is my friend

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 170 views

  7. Excuse me while I... Oh, wait, nevermind, please keep talking.

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 181 views

  8. Wait til you see my chicken ditch, I'mma feet that fussy pup!

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 196 views

  9. 1 out of 9 dentists is the odd man out, and that's a sexist assumption!

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 195 views

  10. Love, laugh, pray I don’t find you

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 171 views

  11. Dog's up, what hot? Up hot, what dogs?

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 205 views

  12. What's that in your beard? Wait. No. Oh God. Please. Don't. AAAAAAAAAGH!

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 200 views

  13. This catchphrase is not a song about plug bags

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 207 views

  14. Multivitamins! Multivitamins! Multivitamins! Oops, now your pee glows!

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 207 views

  15. There’s nothing in the rule book that says you can’t name a dog Boner.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 165 views

  16. You don't have to be cooking spaghetti to throw it at a wall, live your life

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 172 views

  17. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no. But perhaps yes!

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 189 views

  18. I submit catchphrases with my left hand, that way it feels like someone else is a failure

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 183 views

  19. You put your hands upon my throat, when you choke, I choke, we choke

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 169 views

  20. There’s a place in Peru where the naked ladies hide all their poo.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 159 views

  21. I'm not a boob or butt guy, I'm into front-butts.

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  22. There’s a places in France where naked men dance but you don’t see pervs writing rhymes about their curves.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 154 views

  23. Three Scotches later and I'm all out of tape.

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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    • 213 views

  24. Nude Scenes in movies are always awkward, Unless your parents are there to help explain what you're seeing.

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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    • 212 views

  25. On my school bus we used to made fun of "butt-munchers" now EVERYONE is eating ass. 

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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    • 289 views
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