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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No one was less surprised about what a cesspool Twitter is than birds. They went through the same thing when they started tweeting.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. The way you do birdwatching makes me uncomfortable.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Jeez Louise? Please, call me by my full name Jesus Louisiana.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Your butthole may be analog but these fingers are digital

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. It's 5 o'clock somewhere! Not here though, so I guess I'm just an alcoholic.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Are you wrinkly on your dinkly? Is your horn a little worn? Don't you Fret my dear friend, Try our new balm in your palm... It's for skin!

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  7. I named my dog Fire and lost him in a crowded theater. Guess he's gone forever.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. Bad luck to kill a sea bird, unless of course he's a dirty snitch

    By ImAChuckster,
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  9. Oliver leaned on his hands in disbelief, for he was fairly certain of the origin of the noise he had heard, but was unsure how a frog would have made it into men's restroom at the Truck stop Denny's, much less get stepped on.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. That diegetic song is giving me a diarrhetic thong!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Well my name is and I’m here to say it’s fun to rap in a way.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. If you love something, let it go. If you like it as a friend, PLEASE just throw it a handy? ONCE? TAMMY?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Eat cheese.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. Get it? Got it? Gonorrhea.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. The octopus teacher is a woman!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Whitney Houston, we have a problem.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  17. Don't put words in my mouth, unless that word is pizza, penis, or whiskey

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Chester? I hardly knew her! But she had a nice chest, so I did it anyways.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  19. She scanned the room for reactions, searching each person's eyes for even the most scant sign of acceptance to the fact that Andrea had just let loose with the most triumphant wet Ass Pussy fart imaginable.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  20. Life is like a box of chocolates. Leave it in a hot car on a summer day and it's all over.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. I'd rather catch a phrase than catch the AIDS

    By Mydumbjokes,
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  22. This is a catchphrase. See, Webster? I understand what "meta" means!

    By Mydumbjokes,
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  23. That's one small step for a man, one WHOA WHOSE BANANA PEEL IS THIS

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. It is not enough to ketchup, others must turd

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. I wonder what Vinnie and the boys are up to

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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