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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This tastes like shit, and you and I have VERY different understandings on what a "moon pie" is.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  2. You may not like it, but THIS is what peak male performance sounds like.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. You can't spell "party animal" without "I'm part anal".

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. I dig two graves before I dig two graves, and then I dig two more

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. That took longer than a bonfire at David Simon's house.  Talk about a slow burn!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Call me a Quentin Tarantino film because Samuel L. Jackson is always in me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. When dinosaurs roamed the earth there was no racism. Coincidence? I think not.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. A cigarette rests between her tits, Wtf is with that shit, It is the wrong way

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Bad news: Louie dog is dead. There is no way to stay sane.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  10. If miles became the smiles we gained, we'd all have to thank dear Niles Crane.

    By LookTreesWow,
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  11. Darrell inspected his newly won prize like a tentatively proud but curious father before darting his tongue out his mustachioed mouth and greedily lapping up the booger off his index finger.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  12. Look. I don't want to end this sentence on a cliffhanger, but.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  13. I fooled around and fell in Love then I fucked around and Found out.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  14. Call me a talking head because this must be the place and I'm a psycho killer letting the days go by.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  15. SPAM gelatin gets a 6 out of 10 for lubricant efficacy.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. It’s important, as you get older, to learn to self-parent and that is why I am spanking myself.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Life is like a box of chocolates, if you pay attention, you can figure out what you’re going to get

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Please, ladies, fling these fleas to the Pleiades.

    By Lief Cutterpants,
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  19. You could say we’re bosom buddies… Mine are out and yours are ruddy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Please, Jean Smart is my mother. Call me Denim Intelligent.

    By LookTreesWow,
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  21. That's Down, Cold Cat!

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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  22. Mark Twain The Rock Johnson

    By Facelist,
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  23. TNT, USA and TBS have united to form the ANTSBUTTS network. ANTSBUTTS: We know very funny dramatic characters and they are welcome.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. If you ask me, Joel McHale is The Soup nazi.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. All I said was "miners really know how to work the shaft" and now I need bail money? I thought this was America!

    By StopEatingBees,
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