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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Indifference is my passion.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back. When you touch your nose, the abyss touches its nose. When you waveĀ your right hand, the abyss waves its left. The abyss isĀ taking an improv class.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  3. You can't fight Monty Hall

    By Turtleshark,
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  4. I thought I saw Odysseus in a crowd once, but it turned out to be nobody

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. God created Adam and Eve, not Adam Ant and Everclear, performing Sunday onĀ the side stage at Coachella.Ā 

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  6. Of course you did that, Urkel. We all did. There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.Ā 

    By LookTreesWow,
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  7. On a dark dessert highway, Cool Whip in my hair

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. Check it out! It's been raining cats and dogs while you were painting my hog.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  9. Whisper me sweet nothings while I yeet these cuff links.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  10. The armpit of my armpit also happens to be Florida.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  11. Hi, I'm Jesus, I'm a carpenter! Want a table, a chair, a house, or a cross? Those are all the things we've invented so far!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. If you die during your midlife crisis, what were you really having?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. It's better to have loved and lost than dropped a glove and ran from cops

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. The clerk at the DMV denied my vanity plate request for ā€œKNT FKRā€ even though Iā€™m a huge Kant and Faulkner fan.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  15. Thick paper daily / Beads up in my asshole, yā€™all. / Rinse it out in-showā€™r.

    By Haiku Hard-On,
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  16. You don't have to wait for a serial killer to yell at you in his murder hole, you can just USE lotion.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Let me coalesce upon your bress

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  18. Doc was surprised I had breasts on my back. I was surprised I was lactating. The baby-versions of Guinessā€™s famed heaviest twins suckling the life from me acted like this was just another day on the farm.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. If I could bring three books with me to a deserted island, they'd be "Reading Is For Nerds" and two copies of "Just Give Up"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. I'm the feckless cuck and I'm here to say, dudes bang my wife every day. Every day, every way, every type of style. I sit in the closet and watch for awhile.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  21. Your hamster might be a Russian spy

    By Turtleshark,
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  22. Iā€™m not the peasant fucker nor the peasant fuckerā€™s son, but I can fuck your tethered peasants ā€˜till the peasant fucker comes.

    By cornbuggy,
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  23. It's not the size of the thing that counts, it's the relative size of the thing you're shoving it into

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Hey Hokey Pokey. Is that really what It's all about?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  25. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world with kickass eyepatches and sweet bar stories

    By StopEatingBees,
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