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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don’t like sex but I do like the opposite sex.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Be E.T.? Who wouldn’t want to be E.T.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Could Bruce Lee have beaten up a male silverback gorilla? Yeah, probably. Let's just start the show.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. Dearest Caroline. The battle has turned. The Rebellion has spread to the streets and and the fields outside are glowing red with fire in this late spring evening. I fear this may be our final correspondence, so I was wondering, are you still DTF?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  5. Now Sponsored by Archangel Matchsticks. It's a match made in Heaven!

    By Scam Elliot,
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  6. The Hamburglar seems like a pretty bad guy until you meet the Double Cheesemurder and his friend, Contempt of Quarter-Pounder

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Attention: To do one a "solid" actually means to take shit on that person. We apologize for the misunderstanding

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. Hey Hokey Pokey.... Da Fuck was that all about?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  9. Oh shit, I accidentally replied to a tweet about Wayne Enterprises while I was still logged in as Batman

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. For Sesame Street election workers, there's only one guaranteed outcome: It's gonna be a long night because of you-know-who

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. EZ Cheez my weenus, pleez

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. I'm just a man, standing in front of a DeLorean, asking if it wants to birth my Disney+ baby

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Greedo in a Speedo eating a Big Sloppy Burrito?! No wonder Han Solo shot him!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  14. I want a cigarette that makes me sexy AND drunk.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. “A car so easy to drive, even the Irish can do it.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. If yes'es and no's were camels and toes, we'd all have a labial wedgie

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Bye, thanks for coming! Yup, just, end of the hall there - yea, you got it. Take care!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Shut up. I’ll put whatever the damn hell I want in the microwave.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. You are not the madrè, compadrè

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Less chicken, more mayo

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. Make like you swallowed some poisonous fugu, and eat my butt like the antidote's doodoo

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. I was walking through the jungle when I received a letter from a mail himp.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. The older I get, the hunger I was when I was younger.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. In space, no one can hear you scream except for space ninjas.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. Give me the skinny and we’ll chew the fat.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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