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1. My pockets are full of snails!!!!

   By AprilFoolsRebel, July 17, 2013
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2. got so much money they call me money man

   By whatever mom, July 17, 2013
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3. You maybe right, but I don't give a dam.

   By jarrycanada, July 17, 2013
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4. sure i'll see you naked if naked means you wearing a speedo that covers your balls.

   By jodi_berjoe, July 17, 2013
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5. It's been . . . 5, 4, 3, nose, 1 day since I watched Downtown Abbey with my wife!

   By Frank_Mayor, July 17, 2013
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6. Call Me Mr. Soup Kitchen because I like eating bums

   By EarHole, July 16, 2013
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7. don't drink the baby with the bathwater... i learned that lesson the hard way.

   By ieatpants, July 16, 2013
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8. It's not 5 o'clock somewhere, it's 5:32 somewhere.

   By Jason_Pantsuitkas, July 16, 2013
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9. They're not booing you, they're calling you a dooooouche.

   By Jason_Pantsuitkas, July 16, 2013
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10. I feel naked whenever I leave my phone and all of my clothes at home.

    By Jason_Pantsuitkas, July 16, 2013
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11. Holy shit burgers! Somebody shit on the burgers, your Holiness!

    By CPiz, July 16, 2013
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12. I'm not Scott Aukerman...

    By AndrewErickson, July 16, 2013
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13. I've gathered you all here for an intriguing proposition: 800 pounds of emeralds buried in the salt mines of the Serengeti. I have camels ...

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14. These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of ...

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15. Lay off my gnar-bone, Chad. She was a toasty Gutter Buffalo.

    By AndrewErickson, July 16, 2013
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16. Ay Ca-roomba! Where can I get one of these Mexican vacuum cleaners?

    By ShoShoYouKnowKnow, July 16, 2013
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17. I'd love you so much more...

    By Jake Dingus, July 16, 2013
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18. Because when I perform mad science, I do it with a smile...

    By thebrandster, July 15, 2013
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19. First the Stage, then the Internet and now the World!

    By DRonDudley, July 15, 2013
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20. Sit on my crab boob, my illustrious significance.

    By KyleMuldoon, July 15, 2013
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21. These boots were made for walkin'...

    By AprilFoolsRebel, July 15, 2013
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22. You can sing in the rain or fart in the wind...

    By Not Tacoman, July 14, 2013
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23. Press 1 for English

    By Rwanda Sykes, July 14, 2013
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24. try all you want, all that cocoa butter won't heal your internal agonies, but heck, it does wonders for stretch mark prevention.

    By enwick, July 13, 2013
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25. "P" as in....

    By Gibuh-duhbay, July 13, 2013
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