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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Whenever your boss addresses you, always respond “now what?!” That way they’ll know you are eager and flexible.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Check out my new adze! I fell in love with it in an extremely appealing series of commercial spots. Nothing is as sweet-ass as adze ads.

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  3. Sphincter?! I don’t even know ‘er!!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Two words: Bitcorn

    By Turtleshark,
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  5. Butter?! I know 'er well because she's my wife, but I don't have a butt!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. My grandpa, a chicken, always used to say: "How much shit and piss can possibly come out of my cloaca? Wait, what's this now? AN EGG. You've gotta be kidding me.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  7. Everyone's an "ILF" to someone.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Hey Scott, I’ve been to a Weird Al show, and he does say what’s up hotdog! God bless

    By Kevllis,
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  9. I'm a drunken sailor. A drailor, if you will, but you could call me a clumsy port man too

    By ZaeRaeNae,
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  10. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, wait 10 days and repeat. Love is weakness.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. I should have written down what I wanted my single-mindedness to be laser-focussed on, because I totally forgot.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. I was hoping we’d get off on the right foot. Not that I have anything against left-footed people.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Is it weird that I really like sneezing?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. Well butter my teacup and call me Sharon

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. Eat, pray, die

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. They say all is far in love and war until you fight a clone army of your significant other. Then fuck that old addige in this very specific situation

    By Facelist,
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  18. Color me impressed and tickle me pink who left my favorite hotdogs in the kitchen sink?

    By Facelist,
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  19. If sunny is Bono then you can Bono me all day.

    By Facelist,
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  20. raison bran sun tan lotion helps keep your motion on the ocean.

    By Facelist,
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  21. Tips for tips . Don't be condescending.

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  23. I see with my little eye just fine but I need to take special eye drops.

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  24. Fingers mc finger I am hungry for some fish flavored fingers. Ouch thats hot!

    By Facelist,
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  25. If you really need help call ghost busters but only in an emergency.

    By Facelist,
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