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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “I don’t like when you get in my face”, I said to the botfly maggots.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Don’t mind the dogs; the human daycare is just through those doors.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 201 views

  3. NO WAIT! We need a more permanent catchphrase for our podcast.

    By Catchus Phrase Superstar,
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    • 139 views

  4. Your Tinder profile says you love commitment, but now that the bus is here, you need change? Walk home, liar.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. When in doubt, whip it out. 911? Better run.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is 3008, and Juliet is 2000 & late

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. “Oh look at me I’m Joe Jonas” whatever.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Here's more food for THOT - she's one hungry-ass bitch!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 147 views

  9. Some day there will be no teens.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. Buyer beware of dog trespassing sings have been recalled

    By Facelist,
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  11. little bit of this and a little bit of that featuring little Richard and lil nas x

    By Facelist,
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  12. Sunflowers and raspberry cats my fax machine time machine is going back in time to fax me a better catch phrase.

    By Facelist,
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  13. Would it surprise you to know I was was once considered very thicc.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Not to sound garden but my stone roses are nirvana

    By Facelist,
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  15. I’m not as skunk as you drunk thunk wunk, Occifer.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Joined a new gym. It’s an 18th century sweat shop in the London slums. Those kids are fit.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  17. Why can't we be friends? We both like the band war? And agree war is absolutely good for nothing?

    By Facelist,
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  18. My talking heads bluegrass cover band " the talking fiddle heads" stills needs a David furn.

    By Facelist,
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  19. Good news. After 10 years I have finally removed the chicken bone that was lodged in my throat.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. I'm so relieved my new hypnotist installed a mental elevator today, no more taking the mental stairs to visit my Japanese dog.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  21. Am I the only one who thinks poop doesn’t smell that bad?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Whose dick do I have to suck to get a Western omelette around here? Asking for a friend.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 158 views

  23. What if I told you…this isn’t a peg leg?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. If you're a '95 baby and you like to drive down I-95 at 95 mph you're needed in the household & pets department to assist a customer Jennifer

    By Alf on line 2,
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  25. Hi my name is Scott and my favorite band is Steel Dragon with Chris Cole. Not with Bobby Beers.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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