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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Squeaky to bed and stinky to rise: looks like someone got lucky last night.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. I like my women the way I like my coffee, enjoyed by someone else while I listen at the door and softly weep

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. If you’re not going to let me in then I’m going to start my own club. The PEN 16 Club.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. You say “Puh-tay-toh,” I say “It’s Mr. Potato to you.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  5. When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go to hell

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. OJ killed his wife, Scott. SCOTT, OJ killed his wife

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Could Moses deliver a DiGiorno to the Promised Land

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. I'm pooping on you through my ass. Don't how much shit has passed. Oh, God, this feels like forever.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  9. Judge Judy was in gremlins and vice versa

    By codyofthejungle,
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  10. First comes the volcanic eruption, then comes the moment you give up

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  11. Do not eat pigeons. Pigeons contain shit.

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  12. You can take the Judge out of Gremlins, but never the Gremlins out of Judge.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  13. Just because you're a sportsman doesn't mean you should act like one.

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  14. Judge boom-boom was in gremie-grams and flippidy flippidy boop.

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  15. Hi, I'm Foghorn Leghorn's sexually adventurous cousin, Peghorn Gayporn

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. The world can't be a vampire, who ever heard of a flat vampire

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. He was men’s college basketball’s winningest coach but, tonight, he is men’s college basketball’s dyingest coach.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. It's not what it looks like! Unless it looks like I'm graverobbing Abe Vigoda's wiener.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Let me answer your question with a question and, also, a hand gesture like I’m jerking off.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. I ain't too proud to peg.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  21. Wounded Knee is bad but if you want to see a really awful monument check out Wounded Dickhole.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Choosy beggars choose Jiff.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. FOR SALE: Baby shoes. Footless baby.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. If God can do anything can he drown a fish

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. It’s good to get a third leg up because a third leg is usually a penis

    By mikeisntfunny,
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