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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Video may have killed the radio star, but podcasts killed my boner because I don't get to see comedians who are traditionally very beautiful oh...

    By chidedneck,
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  2. More mesmerizing than a horse's big, floppy genitals, it's Comedy Bang Bang!

    By CPiz,
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  3. It's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all going to have to take a bite, or we could just throw it away, but that seems kind of wasteful.

    By CPiz,
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  4. Why don't you turn that frown upside down, Mr. pantsless homeless man lying in the gutter

    By CPiz,
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  5. We've got a great show for you today. We don't plan on barring any holds, and this time ...

    By CPiz,
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  6. You may be accidentally racist...

    By Brad Lindert,
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  7. I'm starting I to feel like the president of the math club at prom

    By Brad Lindert,
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  8. What is a catchphrase but a worthless breath repeated to further the melancholy inertia that is a comedy podcast.

    By Ktettelbach,
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  9. WARNING! Comedy Bang Bang is a topical cream, and is NOT to be taken internally

    By JoshuaBloom,
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  10. Catch this phrase; win a pony.

    By SolGoldman,
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  11. Kiss me, I'm Irish. And my kisses cure cancer.

    By Neclord,
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  12. You know what they say, you can't get a fistful of ants with an acid covered hand.

    By SendsMusic,
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  13. Welcome to Angry Bees Buzz Buzz. I'm your host Pot Flowerman.

    By comedyblakeblake,
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  14. Show me your plants, and I'll show you my trowelsers.

    By RowYourBert,
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  15. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have the whole of existence.

    By The Senator Giroux,
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  16. What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

    By Andy Dick Cheney,
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  17. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me, and poop on my chest?

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  18. There are times I feel lost and I look over the horizon at the vast universe I have stumbled into...

    By alexa_polasky,   
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  19. Wakka-Wakka-Wakka! Let's all shave Chewbacca!

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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  20. Hello and welcome, everyone, to Earth-2! This is Hilarity Boom-Boom, and I'm your host, Scot Aukermann (spelled different, sounds the same)

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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  21. Ain't no ring on this finger, but I can't say the same for my penis!

    By trecoolx,
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  22. If you're so stupid then why am I the one wearing pants?

    By garyzkang,
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  23. Just remember that you are not alone...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. Let us now harken back to simpler, gentler time...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  25. Hi, I'm Byron Allen and you're listening to Comics Unleashed!

    By portlandians.com,   
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