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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? I'm burning because of you. I'm a vampire and you gave me gonorrhea.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. And then God said unto Abraham, "I'm bored, go Gallagher your kid on top of a mountain or whatever"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. I was vegan for twelve years, then I bit my tongue

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. I don’t want to be here

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Time to rob them graves, dudes

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. Why do you wear your mom’s t-shirts? That’s so weird.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. I like my porn the way I like my horror movies. With lots of screaming, bodily fluids and black men being finished first.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  8. A vampire can’t come inside you unless you ask them to.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. May we adjoin our groins in the name of Dogecoin?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Mr. Aukerman is my father, please call me Mr. Aukerboy.

    By Philo-Of-Ohio,
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  11. They should make a movie about my cat

    By Turtleshark,
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  12. Plumbing fixtures are sentient, and they get lonely if you dump them in an alley. Let that sink in for awhile

    By Turtleshark,
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  13. I’d love to know the wiping strategy of those leaving unflushed turds in public restrooms.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. It's not what you think Your Honor, my son was missing, and the photo of his conception was the only picture we could find

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. I’m so happy I could shit…and so sad I could eat it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Fruit flies are attracted to fruit. Butterflies are attracted to butter. The whole thing just makes total sense.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  17. "And THAT'S the way the cookie crumbles!', my mom said while showing me her Kegel exercises. 

    By Slappywhite,
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  18. I always thought the song was Tinkle Tinkle Little Star, but it turns out that was only at our family piss parties. Frankly, I'm a little pissed.

    By Slappywhite,
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  19. Home is where the heart is... but I keep my testes at my bestie's!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, you should probably take your vacation during hurricane season.

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  21. It takes one to know one, but no one to blow one. To go down on one's wiener, I mean. There's products for that.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. As sad as it is when a baby cries, you can bottle the tears and use them for spells.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. As the 4th of July approaches please remember to have your pets spayed or muted.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  24. A horse is a horse of course of course. I'm pretty confused as to what you thought it was. It may be time for glasses.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  25. Do fanboys dream of authentic queefs? 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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