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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. All I said was "Craisin Bran" and Mark Cuban shot me in the knee with a crossbow

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Marquess of Queensberry Rule #1 states: No slappy my pappy, or I'll fister your sister.

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 165 views

  3. What has two thumbs, and put both of them in his butt?!?!?! THIS GU..., well, you'll just have to trust me on this one.

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 155 views

  4. I’d like to go to cape cod, please

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Take me to hampster dance dot com

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. I was born a dick joke. I was raised by a dick joke. And, so help me God, I will die a dick joke.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  7. Many hands make light work... but many feet make me jerk my merk!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Converse with a person, a verse you’ve rehearsed. To curse the first and worse son, coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  9. Bing! Bang! Boom! I got no more room. I’ve filled up on junk, the gunk sunk I assume.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  10. I harangue a song so dumb to go and bang a bongo drum, a little bit too hard like the taste of wilted rhubarb. I rustle my feathers in this brussel sprout weather. I guess it comes down to just muscle and leather.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 213 views

  11. Please don’t make me do this

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 165 views

  12. Deez nuts are an aphrodisiac.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. I wear a top hat so people won’t know I’m actually a bottom.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Careful picking up Tinkerbell; she might pee on your hand.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. It used to be Snow White and the Nine Dwarves, but Seven ate Nine.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. I wish I may, I wish I might, fellatio a fish tonight

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Jiminy Cricket eats the heads off all of his mates, and he knows this is something crickets don’t do.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. When outside you see day best go back inside to binge anime. But when daytime turns to night that is the best time for hentai delights!

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,   
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  19. Gumby may have a thicc dick but Pokey’s got a log for a hog (they call him Pokey for a reason)

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,   
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  20. Where does all the poop go?

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. I find it a bit far fetched to say that every history writer is named Victor

    By Turtleshark,
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  22. The person who needs the lesson " a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" , might have hygiene problems bigger than estimating the value of their pets..

    By the jav,
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  23. After all these years, I still set a plate for my dad every Thanksgiving. Which he eats, because he's still alive. Unlike your shitty dad

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Be your best self, poop your best dress slacks.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Ransomware ransomware put me under underwear

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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