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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. To be honest everyone kind of looks like everybody else.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Yo mama so charitable she spells words wrong on purpose so she can donate the Type O to the Red Cross

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. Show me an honest politician, and I'll show you my balls! Honestly, you can just skip that first part.

    By Slappywhite,
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  4. Marijuana called; it wants its hoodie back…

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Won’t you take me to funky town? I have to return your mom’s lasagna.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. What’s a matter? You look like you’re having trouble finding a tuxedo for your pet iguana over here.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. Hey why don’t you just make like a pizza and get sauced.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Your hat called. It said thank you for wearing me. I like being out in the sun.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. If it ain't broke... just walk away. We all know what a fuckup you are, and I'm not letting you ruin Thanksgiving for the fifth year in a row.

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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  10. Row, Row, Rowan Atkinson, gently down the Bean...

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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  11. I can relate, child of an irritable alcoholic parent hurling beer mugs at you - I also dodged the draft a couple times before it finally got me.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. Truck it, suck it, orange duck it. Ain’t technology marvelous?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Now that we find ourselves hip-deep in the throes of Junebuggy, let us reflect upon the hidden numerological meaning of your mom’s zip code.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Bang me once, shame on you. Bang me twice, that’s comedy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. I wish my genitals were pixelated.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. I am the least racist catchphrase submitter you will ever meet.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. I don’t think these flies ever even cared about the fruit.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. “Crypto currency? Take off the “o” and then you’ve got something!” said the Crypt Keeper.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. There's no "I" in team, but there are TWO in finger-fucking and fisting. Sooooooo, that's somethin', huh?

    By Slappywhite,
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  20. If you Oingo my Boingo, I'll fister your sister!

    By Slappywhite,
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  21. The queen bee may rule the hive, but she still makes just 79 cents for every $1 a male drone bee earns. 

    By Slappywhite,
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  22. I bet Subway Corporate has a shitload of life-sized Jared cardboard cutouts sitting in a warehouse somewhere. 

    By Slappywhite,
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  23. Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans, but it is also a cereal.

    By Slappywhite,
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  24. The Pessimist Sees Difficulty In Every Opportunity. The Optimist Sees Opportunity In Every Difficulty. The Peeping Tom sees you jerking off a lot.

    By Slappywhite,
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  25. I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.

    By Slappywhite,
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