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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I would rather regret the things that I have done, than the things that I have not. And that is why I shit in the pool, officer

    By Slappywhite,
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  2. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers; A peck of pickled peckers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where the fuck is Peter Piper getting all these peckers? Peter Piper, that pecker pickling motherfucker!

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 553 views

  3. Four score and seven years ago, we were seven years younger and NOT down by four scores.

    By Slappywhite,
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  4. “You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take, and that's a pretty sweet shot percentage."

    By Slappywhite,
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  5. God only hooked up with a virgin because it was his first time too

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. I make being covered in poop look GOOD!

    By gibberingfool,
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  7. If anyone knows the meaning of life I doubt it's Jordan van der Sloot

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  8. "Keep going I'm almost there" was a really bad choice for a safe word.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  9. Wake up Maggie, I think I've got something to say to you. Also the cops are here because you're a pedophile

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Th)e squeaky wheel gets the Grease. Cause boy, that Danny Zuko can get anything wet.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  11. It is not enough to Whip. Others must Nae Nae.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. Hot quiz pop shot

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  13. No brain farts. Ass only!!

    By Leche Butt Smuggler 69,
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  14. Think of it this way. You’re not losing your life, you’re gaining a son-in-law.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. “There are known unknowns but, also, unknown unknowns.” Why would anyone keep repeating this wordy claptrap?! Unknown.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. Don't CRY because it's over, SMILE because you found family porn in your stepmom's browser history

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Whether in the business world or the subway station, always look out for number one

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Every comedy duo needs a good straight man. And if the straight man is gay, or a woman, or intersex, or non-binary, all the better! Just, they have to be less funny than the other one

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. At the end of the day, I don’t even know where to begin, and that’s as good a starting point as any to leave it at.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Who gets the best seat at the renaissance fair? Who gets the last dinner roll? Joust for it! Medieval Times call for medieval mesaures

    By Weggie Rotts,
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  21. The only difference between me and Superman is a costume made of dodgeball skin, and superpowers

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. It doesn't matter how lucrative it is - Larry and Curly don't do Mo-cap!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Does anyone want to practice networking with me?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo!

    By FancyDuke,
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  25. Babies are a lot like testicles, in that kicking them does nothing to counteract state-sponsored terror

    By StopEatingBees,
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