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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Whoever named blueberries really phoned it in.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. If you can’t take the poop jokes, get out of the airwaves.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 195 views

  3. Time is money; poop is funny.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Fuck it, continue eating bees, see if I care

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. They call me "Sexual Chocolate", because I melt in your mouth, and you have to keep me away from dogs

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Did you just say “under-promise and over-deliver?!” Why, over da liver is where I was stabbed!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Women are all obsessed with how many inches deep their hoo-hahs are.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. We're not doing catchphrases anymore.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. My other catchphrase is on Serial. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. You have a poor vocabulary. You need the exact opposite. Shit! I forget what you call it but it’s like a “SOMETHING” vocabulary.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. I can't believe Scott pays 500 dollars PER catchphrase.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Who's afraid of Virgina State's dwindling wolf community? I think that was the name of the film anyway. Check it out.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Carlos Mencia stole my catchphrase.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. While my style got slicker, I got sicker. Now I'm cool as fuck but my immune system sucks.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. After I mated with my bicycle I became a spokesperson.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Public transport isn't funny to me. I just never got the bus.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. You gotta just DIY, which stands for… shit! I can’t remember what it stands for! We need an expert to Google it for us.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. Walk up the Stairway to Heaven or fall down it, either way gets you there

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. You can't please all the people all the time. Only MouthBot 5000 can do that, and he's getting on in years

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. I've never saved a life with the Heimlich maneuver but I have saved countless lives with the HAIM-Lick maneuver.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. I can eat literally anything. I can also eat figuratively anything.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. The winner of Best New Slur With No Target Group is “Clinker.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. We are podcasting live today from Mouthsounds, Missouri

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. I give it two thumbs up! Way up… your mom’s ass!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. And I'd have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe

    By StopEatingBees,
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