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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. and on the eighth day, the lord said: let there be spacious mid-size crossover SUVs with affordable down payments and low interest rates

    By grumblegoose,
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  2. this land is your land, this land is my land, and now that we’ve agreed upon that, let’s move on to the dicier issues of shipping lanes and mineral rights

    By grumblegoose,
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  3. we live in a society based on sobriety but without some impropriety my dad never would’ve sired me

    By grumblegoose,
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  4. I saw a Hummer with one tiny clown in it, and that was pretty funny too

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. That needle was in Witness Protection. Now it's gonna have to become a pushpin and move to a totally different haystack. Dick.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. where are my manners? I should’ve offered you a piece of my mind. you’re rude, self-important, and you’re always handing out unsolicited criticisms to everyone you meet

    By grumblegoose,
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  7. Anjelica Huston, we have a problem. the number two engine has failed and mission control mistakenly gave us your phone number instead of theirs

    By grumblegoose,
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  8. She told me she likes subs. Now I gotta pretend to be a submissive, sandwich-loving U-boat captain just to cover all the bases.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Not ONE painter asked Jesus to strike a fun pose while he was on the cross? Amateurs

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. I went to the bathroom in your bedroom. I then went to the bathroom in your messenger bag. It isn’t really about rooms, I guess. It’s about diarrhea.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Hachi machi, where’s my hitachi!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. I can eat literally anything. Jupiter, the Crimean War, Utilitarianism, just to name a few.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. if you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll want a glass of milk. if you give him a glass of milk, he’ll need to use your bathroom for about two hours, the mouse neglected to tell you he’s severely lactose intolerant

    By grumblegoose,
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  14. I have no food in my belly. But I have tons of food in my booty. Cucumbers, bananas, etc.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. OK this challenge has a much lower difficulty level, right?, but that doesn’t make it any easier.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. red sky at night, sailor’s delight. red sky at morning, sailors take warning. red sky at noon, sailors sing out of tune. red sky in august, sailors eat sawdust

    By grumblegoose,
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  17. Let us bow our heads and comede. Bang bang

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  18. well, now that you mention it, this one hundred dollar bill does look an awful lot like a rubber chicken. hey, wait a minute! somebody stop that clown car!

    By grumblegoose,
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  19. If you teach a man to fish he might think you’re his grandpa and ask you for college money. So just don’t.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. I don’t make the rules, I just think of them, write them down, and distribute them for enforcement

    By grumblegoose,
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  21. If you show fear, it’s all over. That’s why I’m terrified of fear.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. You need to keep a positive mental attitude. And also a positive non-mental attitude.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. I'm here to eat ass or chew bubble gum - either way, you're about to get sticky.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Hey girl, are you Waldo? Because I just read a book that taught me all about invading your privacy for no ethically defendable reason

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. I’m like an iceberg, there’s a lot more to me than first meets the eye. Also like an iceberg, I’m responsible for the sinking of dozens of seagoing vessels

    By grumblegoose,
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