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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Confusion at a Clydesdale camp with candy

    By CharminUltraFeast,
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  2. The doors on the bus go, "It's just not the same without Jim Morrison." All through the town.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. I couldn't work up the nerve to break up with my girlfriend, so I convinced her to play Monopoly with me. Now she's in prison.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. All the world's a vampire! And all the men and women merely rats in cages

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. When the moon hits your eye, call the fuzz on that guy! That's assault, bro.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. I told the doctor that my nipples have been REALLY sensitive lately, then he told me that I could rinse and spit because he'd finished putting the crown on.

    By Slappywhite,
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  7. Okay, I’ll say it: John Lennon’s voice leaves much to be desired.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. You were right: raising this baby is way harder than pulling out!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Last woman I slept with told me I had a baby dick. As though I'd have just thrown away the rest of the baby.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. He died doing what he loved: jerking it in his car while driving

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Things just keep getting worse. I've got diaper rash on both hands, AND I'm not allowed to be within 500 yards of a hospital nursery. 

    By Slappywhite,
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  12. Unlike some of you I never even started eating bees.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Sir, this is a dog show, not a baking competition: we'll welcome a well-trained purebred but never a well-grained pure bread!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. What's the death equivalent of Nominative Determinism? Or is it just bad luck that Jeffrey Epstein got epsteined?

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. I am not your mother but I still wonder why I bother.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. I can't remember if I ever told you this, but when I tried to shoot the ground I missed.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. YOU LAUGHED WHEN I INVENTED GO-GURT... BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, JENNIFER?!?!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. You can't spell "I dig any tall cat" without lactating daily

    By Turtleshark,
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  19. There's no "u" in "Ewan McGregor." Or is there?

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. Women. You give them an inch and they say, "That's it?"

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  21. Two dyslexics walked into a bra.

    By Turtleshark,
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  22. Ooh my my, Uncle wants a cream pie. 😋

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  23. Into the cellar door and out the mermaid's blowhole.

    By CharminUltraFeast,
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  24. Like my dad always told me… if I can touch them, they’re real.

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,   
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  25. You miss 100% of the catch phrases you don't write.

    By Facelist,
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