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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. And the Heynong shall become the Hey-o, and the Hey-o the Heynong.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. I made a promise to myself: I WILL not be, and I AM not going to be, a recidivist, because recidivism is unacceptable. But commit crimes again? Sure!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. Lovey Howell was menopausal, but sadly, she did not pause before boarding the Minnow.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Mars has two moons so we better be damn sure none of the colonists are werewolves

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Spray before you go, but never go to a donkey show.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Which came first: the chicken or me, choking that chicken?

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  7. This is not the beginning of the end, it is only the end of the beginning, and I’m beginning to want to end my use of pointless, wordy, rhetoric.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. I’ve always said you should live with zero regrets. And that whole time I have regretted saying that.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Batman and Robin reboot: the Dynamic Do-over!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Absence makes the heart grow Jane Fonda

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Do squats count as butt stuff? Asking for a friend.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Megan Thee Stallion is one pretty lady; all the more remarkable since, by definition, a stallion has a dick and balls.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. I belong to the Church of God, as opposed to all those other churches with no god.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. In the trendy version of The Cask of Amontillado, the bricks are all exposed.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. My brother's lava lamp went full Vesuvius on him. RIP Matthew... you will always make a beautiful statue.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an offshore bank account in the Caymans."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Chafe me mamma like a wagon wheel, a wagon wheel that's rubbing against my thighs all the way around this running track like these goddamn shorts.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. I don't use conditioner, my hair is offer only.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. If you don't know who the hotdog is, you are the hotdog

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. Do you like parodies? Cuz I got a pair o’ DEEZ.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. We are mere puppies in the eyes of our future alien overlords. Delicious, delicious puppies.

    By Turtleshark,
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  22. All this time I thought "Paw Patrol" referred to the daddy of the trolls

    By Turtleshark,
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  23. Drinks outta cans just be hittin different tho

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. Weep and despair for my father comes in his terrible purpose.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. My Little Pony gives me a big ol' boney!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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