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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A good relationship is a lot like a penis. No further questions, your honor.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  2. You can lead a horse to water but that won’t bring back your mother, damn it! It’s time to let go.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 235 views

  3. I want to be buried alive

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 224 views

  4. Sex with an e-robot? Keep me signed in!

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  5. The best way to loosen things up south of the border is to do jalapeño poppers.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. My favorite way to jerk off? To completion.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Sometimes I like to get really horny and then jerk off to completion.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. The cause of death was ruled suicide by diarrhea.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. the tables have turned, the shoe is on the other foot, everything is all screwy over here!

    By grumblegoose,
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  10. i don’t need liquor and i don’t need toys, all i need is a cold soda with the boys

    By grumblegoose,
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  11. back in the navy, we had a little saying. it goes: “don’t ever get out of the boat.”

    By grumblegoose,
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  12. Don’t be a kid

    By Fabian Flutternuts,   
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  13. Placing oily twigs on my best friend marvin the pig, I chuckle to myself; "check out the getaway sticks on that babe".

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  14. Dad, I wanna visit my ancestral homeland. Whip out your nards

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. It's weird that we don't have any nationwide competitions between all 50 states other than "hottest chick"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Remember when the Coneheads were in the Jake From State Farm commercial? No, you only think of yourself.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. In fairness to my client, there's no signage posted that specifically prohibits fornicating with the dolphins

    By Turtleshark,
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  18. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and have sex with the inside. What is it?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. I'd watch an entire Marvel show about their super suits' design, repair, and laundering process

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. That's right Jesus, I'm NOT your real dad. HE puts your mother's face on toast, and I could never do that to her.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. The Phantom of the Opra . Win free tickets if you call now!

    By Facelist,
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  22. You’re complicit in this college admissions scandal! Your new name should be Complicity Huffman!!!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. Well... I, for one, WAS born yesterday, so goo goo ga ga me want milky.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. I love poppin' off, poppin' corn, and poppin' cherries!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 165 views

  25. When you're reincarnated as one of the worms that eats your own dead body, that's amoré

    By StopEatingBees,
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