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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Whinny, Whinny, Neigh, Neigh. If you want to fuck a horse, that’s what you have to say, say.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  2. I dream of Jeannie… Sucking my weenie.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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    • 212 views

  3. I couldn’t agree more. Or less. I can only agree the exact same amount that I agree right now.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 170 views

  4. Remember when we thought Michael Jackson was crazy for wearing a mask everywhere, and that's the part that made the papers.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  5. The Tapbacks need Tapbacks.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. One time John Maynard Keynes gave me an invisible handjob.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Herd mentality, turd brutality.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Worry never, butt stuff forever.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. I'll never be one of those losers living in my mom's basement, because my parents are dead

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. My brains are already out. Please try fucking me gently.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  11. I lost control of my bladder and crashed it through the guardrail. It burst into flame and my urine put it out, but I still need to poop.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  12. How many fingers am I holding up? Sorry, I shouldn't have held up ten. That's too many fingers to count when you're in so much pain.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  13. We are delighted to welcome Dr. Two Fingers to our proctology or OB-GYN practice. We're not sure which, but either way, she's looking forward to finger banging you.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  14. My phone doesn't recognize my face unless I'm getting pegged. How can it tell?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Now that Bill Cosby's out of jail, who's ready for a Cosby Show reboot?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Uh oh! Is this another episode of U-Haulin' U-Haul To Me?

    By Facelist,
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    • 171 views

  17. How much cum could a cum-chucker chuck if a cum-chucker could chuck cum?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 174 views

  18. Flowers in a vase put a smile on my fahz.

    By slowestjogger,
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  19. Until you can balance a Cheeto on your boner and launch it into your mouth, you can't tell me nothin

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Oh this is cuuuuuuute!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Brevity is the soul of wit, but levity gives me perky tits.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 271 views

  22. When did pirates get un-canceled?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Folks who don't want DC to become a state are ok, but I find the pro-state much more stimulating

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Mommy and Daddy, sittin' in a tree, G-E-T-T-I-N-G. Divorced.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 143 views

  25. Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray that Cosby won’t push too deep.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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