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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My body is a Temple. Thats why i only honor it with the finest most elegant 40 ounces and frozen microwaved buritos.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 259 views

  2. Zoinks! Herbert Hoover sucked on my boober!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. You’re thinking of the legendary beast from American literature, but I said, ‘Toby Dick,’ which is not as legendary and also from my pants.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City? Just kidding I've been outside your window all day

    By Dick_Swaggin,
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  5. Everytime I do something nice for someone they call me Whale cum. How ungrateful

    By Dick_Swaggin,
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  6. Marvel based Madripoor on this podcast, and I've always been the real Power Broker.

    By Diarrhea Perlman,
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  7. Broke both ankles in a rocket skate accident; broke both wrists in a pocket-bate accident.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. When in a room full of sassy pants, be the swassiest.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  9. Fry Guy, which dangling tassel is your dick? I’m trying to settle a bet.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  10. Climbed to the top of the Madderhorn only to reach the bottom of the Disappointerhorn.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  11. I thought I had booked “Nick Fury” for my son’s birthday party... but fortunately, Nick Furry turned out to be QUITE the entertainer!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. I came, I saw, I hammer, I screwdriver, I shovel, I out-of-work Tarzan, please hire for construction work.

    By ICan'tBelieveIt'sNotBetter,
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  13. Today, on Marvel's "What If...": Spiderman's spidey-sense gets too much tingle when the Shocker slips him the shocker! Spark will fly, and taints will burn!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. When Vladimir looses his voice, do people ever call him Rasp-Putin?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. George and Ringo playing bingo. Where's Paul gone? He's on the John.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  16. Joe Cocker? Joe barely knew her...other than the sex, of course.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  17. What would you do if I squeezed out a two? Would you squat down and drop one on me?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 303 views

  18. Disappointed Money with Jim Cramer

    By Kevllis,
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    • 372 views

  19. I didn’t MAKE anything. I just dispensed it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Kevin Sorbo's Hercules isn't mad, he's just "DISAAAAAPPOOOOIIIIINTEEEEEED!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 153 views

  21. Mad About You? No, no, my favorite show is actually Disappointed About You!

    By Chippy Long,
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    • 140 views

  22. He’s not the mad hatter, he’s just the disappointed hatter

    By Kevllis,
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    • 184 views

  23. You don't have to be mad to work here you just have to be disappointed.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 164 views

  24. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

    By TheloniousThicc,
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  25. Life’s a beach, and you just stepped on a used hypodermic needle.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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