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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I will drink boba tea while I shoot this gun in the air. My name is Brandy Biggabu and I’m a sex addict

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 348 views

  2. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Which is precisely why I never talk shit about Clowns or Strippers.

    By BrotherRabbit,
    • 2 replies
    • 533 views

  3. Get ready for a 9.9 mirthquake on the Richter-damn-near-killed-er Scale

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 338 views

  4. Let’s do it together. Let’s stab Grimace

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 1 reply
    • 439 views

  5. If it's yellow, don't bellow. Boil it in the toilet

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 339 views

  6. Is Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious because of VIN numbers?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 1 reply
    • 448 views

  7. Gonna milk your gland like I’m randy Ayn Rand!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 472 views

  8. Smoked a bunch of seaweed, and it was dank as hell… dank as briny hell.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 415 views

  9. And who could forget that famous quote from Jerry Lewis Maguire: “you had me at hello LADY!”

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 412 views

  10. You had me at hiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 389 views

  11. Is that a man dressed as a giant banana in my closet, or is he just happy to slay me?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 414 views

  12. Mormon? No, thank you - I've had too much mon already!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 412 views

  13. I, for one, would like the baby Shaq ribs!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 337 views

  14. These probiotics put a pain in my anus!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 336 views

  15. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the normal-sized rocks in this huge hourglass

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 361 views

  16. If that fat lady don't sing, it's over when I buy you a diamond ring

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 352 views

  17. Bobo and Bubo! Enough of your shenanigans, it's time to get down to monkey business

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 323 views

  18. Pee now or forever hold your pee.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 1 reply
    • 371 views

  19. Call me Mr. Yeast because I make the dough rise - I'm talkin' fat stacks, mad money, yo.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 2 replies
    • 405 views

  20. I don’t care what you say anymore this is my dick/ go ahead suck your own dick/ leave me alone

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 332 views

  21. One pop for yes, two pops for no: that’s the way the locked-in Popcorn Magneto answers questions.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 335 views

  22. Dirty dirty, flirty flirty, hurdy-gurdy, mercy mercy, Mother may I? Yes you may.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 370 views

  23. Why do they call it a nap? No one’s sopping anything up!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 329 views

  24. I ask for alabaster, and you dare bring me pewter??!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 340 views

  25. “You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get them on reddit.”

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 315 views
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