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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "How to Lend to Friends and End Foolish People" taught me all I need to know about child-rearing at the tender young age of RIGHT EFFING NOW!

    By doucheydog,
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  2. "How's it going hamburger?"

    By ShavedByTheBell,   
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  3. "How's that for a new fish?" Said the one fish, two fish smiling at a bluefish.

    By MrsHopewell,
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  4. "HOW" are you? It's time for some Choc-talk!

    By P_Dongstocking,
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  5. "I am the one who knocks on heaven's door" says Heisenberg Dylan

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. "I believe I can flyyyy" "Mr. Kelly we know that's just the name of your song from Space Jam. You'll have to try harder to prove you're insane."

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  7. "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.... and I'm all out of bubblegum.... I guess what I'm saying is can I have some bubblegum?"

    By JaredHoward,
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  8. "I can't eat straight raisins."

    By Duhg,
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  9. "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" Moments later, the boy dies because that mom is a shitty doctor.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  10. "I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time but one who wants spanked? Gimme dat Bible, motherfuckers" ---Nietzsche

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. "I cannot help but love you," she whispered into my ear. Then the two walked into the sunset, leaving me alone and with significant hearing loss.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  12. "I consider a window to be used once it's been looked through"

    By klobbermang,
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  13. "I don't give an 'F!'l Vanna White shouted as she stomped off the set of her game show

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  14. "I don't like the sound of that," I said, as the glass rod entered my urethra.

    By Foolish Mortal,
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  15. "I give no quarter Sir, and expect none in return!" Said the man with one quarter.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  16. "I got 2 tablets, so call me Moses. I like freeing my people. And guns. And roses."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. "I got a hole in one!" said the fat man with the two donuts at the golf course

    By El Chico Malo,
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  18. "I guess you could say, the saint really has become the sinner," he said with the wink of his asshole and the toot of his colon.

    By Angry Trellis,
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  19. "I have an interesting mind, but I want to smell like a butt." -Lady Caca

    By Geigertron,   
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  20. "I have not seen this many toxic plant emissions since last years Cannes." Said the hotel cleaning lady who stayed abreast of current events.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. "I inseminate hogs" he inserted, hamfistedly

    By JoshTorres,
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  22. "i just farted!"

    By barack pajamas,
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  23. "I know you wait for me to say it the whole show, so I'll just say it now. 'My Wiife'. Again, that's 'My Wiife'.".

    By RikkityRack,
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  24. "i left them lying where i shot them down: the bailiff and the landlord"

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. "I like Bob Dylan.", said the white man.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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