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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Nobody cared who I was until I took off the mask

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 155 views

  2. Taste the pain-ho

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 157 views

  3. Enhance my pants and zoom in on that bad-boy

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
    • 0 replies
    • 234 views

  4. It fires out and feels like fire, yet it's not called fire-rhea.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 0 replies
    • 181 views

  5. Flat Stanley wasn't flat until he was crushed by a kaiju dick.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 181 views

  6. For sale: baby shoes, worn by an asshole.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 188 views

  7. Spoiler alert: the calls of the wild are coming from inside the house!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 159 views

  8. Spoiler alert: Hester Prynne buys an enormous dildo and lives happily ever after.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 156 views

  9. Waiter…I ordered the cat food and this is filet mignon.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 169 views

  10. A dog's gotta bark, and an aard's gotta vark!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 170 views

  11. Yesterday is a JPG. Tomorrow’s a PNG. Today is a GIF…so please send nudes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 172 views

  12. I want this done by the book. The book lost its parenthetical recently and could use the company.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
    • 1 reply
    • 183 views

  13. Having ambled thitherward upon modest path in the yestermorn, mine eyes met the countenance of a magnanimous siren, and so ensorcelled with continence I became that nary a word could be called to consciousness.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
    • 1 reply
    • 184 views

  14. Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining. I know it’s raining. Just piss, please.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 2 replies
    • 305 views

  15. I don’t want.........your fries

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 145 views

  16. The champaign of dick jokes. The Ferrari of fart humor. The show is thus.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
    • 0 replies
    • 151 views

  17. I'm a loud introducer, a negligent plugger, a bright host. I'm the Bang Bang Man.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
    • 0 replies
    • 163 views

  18. FBI’s most wanted? You bitches thirsty.

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 295 views

  19. tisn't heavy, tis my brother

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
    • 0 replies
    • 166 views

  20. Podcast, short for popsicle broadcast.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 191 views

  21. Remember Beanie Weenie? That was good eatin’.

    By Fettuccini CarboNotATumor,
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    • 156 views

  22. Scott Aukerman?!? More like Hot ten-inch-er-man, as I was saying, I’m somebody else.

    By NottSaucerman,
    • 0 replies
    • 117 views

  23. Lactate, lactite, I’m le-ac-tired from all this milk

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
    • 0 replies
    • 222 views

  24. The pen is mightier than the sword but it’s still no match for Hulk’s penis

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 172 views

  25. She was a South Dakota six but a North Dakota no from me dawg.

    By Boob Seger,
    • 0 replies
    • 283 views
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