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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. ♬ Give me everything you got for this wet-ass Stanley Tucci ♬

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
    • 0 replies
    • 157 views

  2. If this Zoom's a Toobin, don't go a nudin'

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
    • 0 replies
    • 192 views

  3. This is my first time masturbating, but I've already got the jizz't of it!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 174 views

  4. Jesus’s name was really Josh.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 1 reply
    • 238 views

  5. Let’s keep this short and sweet—just like my dick.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 169 views

  6. If you ask me we should chuck him in a lorry.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 212 views

  7. Set forth on your quest and godspeed to you noble warrior. Also while you're out, do me a favor and return these Redbox DVD's.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
    • 0 replies
    • 217 views

  8. Doctor, my poop stinks—and I mean BAD.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 174 views

  9. Look Scott, I just want you to say a name I made up on a podcast I like before the world blows up. Is there any decency left in the world?

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 168 views

  10. I came here to eat ass and chew bubblegum. In that order for obvious reasons.

    By Electric_ian,
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    • 193 views

  11. If I’m not supposed to stick my dick in the catfish hole, why is it called noodling?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 173 views

  12. When you told me you had DSL, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 175 views

  13. Hey Baby, My Name is Catchphrase. Wanna Be My Submission?

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
    • 0 replies
    • 200 views

  14. I'll fart in your bread box if you put bread in my fart box.

    By No_one_but_myself,
    • 0 replies
    • 94 views

  15. To know absolute power, take a shit in the shower.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 202 views

  16. The Runaway Jury has reached a verdict, and it's Time to Kill your loose fitting underwear... try the John Grisham "Pelican Briefs" and you'll have a Firm Chamber for your Rainmaker, Partner!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 213 views

  17. I’m tired of porn parodies, it’s time for porn satires.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 202 views

  18. Hold me tightly, Kiera Knightley

    By Dr Syrup,
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    • 52 views

  19. 2 points form a line, 4 lines make a square, 8 squares make-a a-64, Nintendo 64 make-a it’s-a-me, Mario. Yahoo!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 177 views

  20. Tinky Winky put his antenna in every port under the Sun Baby, but I’m the one who gets kicked out of the Teletubbies because my tummy only broadcasts porn.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 169 views

  21. If you need me, I'll be in Cincinnati doing the sinful nasty

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
    • 0 replies
    • 162 views

  22. Don't let the cat out of the bag - it hasn't finished marinating.

    By Austin Ross,
    • 0 replies
    • 168 views

  23. In a few seconds, nano-probes will assimilate me and the Borg will welcome you to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
    • 0 replies
    • 186 views

  24. New Catchphrase suggestions: first drafts only!

    By Kevllis,
    • 0 replies
    • 183 views

  25. Here rests my immortal soul in that there Panera bread bowl.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 175 views
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