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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Measure twice. Cut once. Toss the foreskin. Eat some lunch.

    By GreedyBut3DButt,
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    • 241 views

  2. I spy with my little eye, an ophthalmologist who can correct my ocular deformity

    By GreedyBut3DButt,
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    • 243 views

  3. Pardon my French, but isn't "oui oui" kinda like "wee wee". That's funny.

    By joshlamm,
    • 1 reply
    • 177 views

  4. Waiter, this nine-day-old soup is lukewarm!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 164 views

  5. Waiter, I ordered the nine-day-old soup and this tastes like ten-and-a-half.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 170 views

  6. For all you know, this is hell, pal

    By Kevllis,
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    • 195 views

  7. My Bonnie came into the ocean, my Bonnie came into the sea, my Bonnie came into the ocean, why won't Bonnie cum into me?

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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    • 216 views

  8. Wait, you're trying to tell me kissing other men and grinding on Satan is gay? Well, colour me all kinds of gay!

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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    • 208 views

  9. There’s nothing I love more than old Conan, it’s the wrinkles and loose skin that really get me going.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 159 views

  10. Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream. straight, straight, straight, straight. don't pull an Evergreen.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 217 views

  11. You can’t spell Suez Canal without my porn name: Zeus C. Anal.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 154 views

  12. I'm young, guns, and full of Emilio Estevez.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 170 views

  13. The moldy dirt in our desserts gave everyone in skirts the squirts

    By GreedyBut3DButt,
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    • 240 views

  14. Dracula: long teeth, long nipples, short.

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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    • 238 views

  15. If I wax poetic, it takes days for the rash to go away

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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    • 214 views

  16. Go find a donkey pugilist and pound that ass.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 192 views

  17. Johnny Cash despited sound checks

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 202 views

  18. As Herbie awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a Volkswagen Beetle

    By The Gobshite,
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    • 151 views

  19. Up on the housetop, Reindeer Games starring Ben Affleck

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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    • 224 views

  20. Here come the boys!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 160 views

  21. Milk is my kink

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 185 views

  22. You don't forgive the kangaroo who slammed your hand in the door of a Cadillac Escalade for their sake.You forgive the kangaroo who slammed your hand in the door of a Cadillac Escalade for your own.

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 185 views

  23. Pro tip: The tip is great. I love the tip. Oh wait, I forgot the hyphen.

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 184 views

  24. Love is for suckers

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 183 views

  25. The name's FDR and that stands for Fuck Da Rules.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 194 views
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