New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. 01001001110011001111 initiate human purge. Thanks for that catchphrase submission, user Skynet!

   By Shampoodler, July 23, 2015
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2. It's been pummeled for millennia by meteors and cosmic debris but you don't have to be rude about it.

   By HeyNongerman, July 25, 2015
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3. Jack and Jill went up a hill, so.....good for them i guess.

   By Cathy ACKerman, July 30, 2015
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4. I can't say this catchphrase, it's far too filthy!

   By VajayjayLeno, August 25, 2015
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5. Snorting coke and ripping cones, I'm Dallas Cowboy's GM Jerry Jones

   By yodellingwalrus, October 28, 2015
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6. Elvis lives!

   By Dale Cooper Black, January 24, 2017
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7. Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, Dormez Poo? Dormez Poo?

   By EddieRayDesign, May 9, 2012
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8. Does this thing on my sack taste like a tumor?

   By choochoo_the_wonder_slut, May 11, 2012
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9. Why do today what will almost assuredly be seen as inconsequential when history looks back upon it?

   By Leland_Rodriguez, May 17, 2012   

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10. Go. <pause> Go! <slightly longer pause> Go freshman, Go!

    By SkillWhitey, August 17, 2012
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11. Tastes like basement.

    By Jordan Roberts, August 3, 2012
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12. Are you really too busy to visit your mother?

    By BesidesIllegal, August 24, 2012   

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13. Are meta-catchphrases still catchphrases? Can a self-referential greeting still function as a greeting? Will we ever escape its recursive hell?

    By mwn, September 21, 2012
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14. "Should I boil 'em, Carolina?"

    By RajKaup, October 5, 2012
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15. And now it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show: Plugs.

    By Gym Sockerman, January 7, 2013
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16. I knew it from the first time I saw her...

    By Brad Lindert, March 14, 2013
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17. Love is contagious, especially when you have herpes.

    By Colt, May 20, 2013
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18. Looks like rain; smells like tornado.

    By CPiz, July 26, 2013
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19. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, our guest today is movie star Tom Cruise. Whoaaa there he goes out the door. Because you're a bad listener. BAD LISTENER!

    By Kevinpalooza, August 30, 2013
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20. You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just mind find out you have a terminal illness

    By spaceball87, October 17, 2013
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21. I'm Scott Aukerman. I'm Scott Aukerman. I'm Scott Aukerman. I'm Scott Aukerman. I'm Scott Aukerman. Those stories whenever on some amount of minutes.

    By spaceball87, October 19, 2013
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22. "Canapé?!" is what they say....Well Canapé is what we do... Canapé both night and day; cos nothing else platters.

    By KrangkaDelic, December 31, 2013
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23. My name is Scott Aukerman and I'll be your dildo sommelier tonight.

    By thundarthelibrarian, February 7, 2014
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24. Hey, let me tell you something pal. I’m ALWAYS pooping, okay?

    By Kevinpalooza, March 16, 2014
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25. So help me God because Rhonda is kinda useless . . .

    By Dhalgren, March 17, 2014
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