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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Mary had a little lamb but she wouldn’t try the veal.

    By Senator McCheese,
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  2. If you hit send, you’ll be a friend, and my bottom half will slightly extend.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  3. Thus concludes the first and last meeting of Nihilism 101 because what's the fucking point anyway?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Euripides shorts? Euripidose shorts. Let’s call the whole thing off.

    By SilkyTwoBurger,
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  5. A placenta a day keeps the doctor away

    By Nihaobeaches,
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  6. Ride the pony and taste this cannelloni!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Every kiss begins with Kay, but every finger ends with bang.

    By Chief Wallet Leatherface,
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  8. Next stop - selling feet pics on OnlyFans

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Erection by night: lover’s delight. Erection by morning: please call a doctor if it’s been longer than four hours.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Medical conditions can carry a harmful social stigma. But people who are faking medical conditions can face even worse intolerance.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. And as I rode off into the sunset I knew - it was the best lasagna I had ever tasted 

    By LocalTourGuide Henry Popinstan,
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  12. Wearin' assless chaps for the fastest craps!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. I sickle. You sickle. We all sicka this shit.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. One man’s Slim Pickens is another man’s Goldie Hawn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. One man’s slim pickings are another man’s gold mine.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. He who eats Rocky Mountain oysters before lunch has a testicle breakfast.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Today we have that talkative celeb: Yammerin Diaz

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. “With all due respect” is not good enough! Give me more respect than I am due, and I’ll return the undue portion for a full refund.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. With great power, comes great abuse of that power to harm people who annoy you

    By Kevllis,
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  20. I'm also just a bag of guts standing in front of another bag of guts asking him to blast her.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. There once was a man from Spokane, who messed up while trying to tan. He swallowed some aloe, oh boy he looks sallow, and now he is stuck on the can.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  22. The Mystery of the Amputee is a real stumper.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. If I’m snug as a bug in a rug, wrap me up; I’m an insect burrito.

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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  24. With great Lauer comes great reprehensibility.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. The number one cause of being horny?... Horniness

    By Kevllis,
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