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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've just seen PFT in his BVDs, and that's a BFD for a guy like me.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  2. I love the narration from the Blockbuster documentary and whoever did it is a genius and lovely human

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. I had gum for dessert.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. One fish, two fish, lost fish, found fish. Good I’m glad we got the plot of finding Nemo out of the way.

    By Mikey Mansplain,
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  5. A finger in the Booty, if you feel no doodie, you’re in the clear for tooty or two.

    By Mikey Mansplain,
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  6. They say time heals old wounds but It’s been two months and I’m still severely bleeding out.

    By Mikey Mansplain,
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  7. I’m surprised the New York Times didn’t name the novel: Coronavirus as an instant bestseller.

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  8. Call me what you will professor, but I have never felt like a fresh man in my life

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  9. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard; buttermilk shake is lower in carbs.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. My grandma tells the silliest jokes. Just today she said, "Helgmee, emm havigg uh stroge!" You're hilarious, Grammy!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. The surface of Mars. The surface of Mars? The surface of Mars! THE SURFACE OF MARS!

    By Butt Barf,
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  12. Since you're going to the grocery store, would you mind letting the manager know that I appreciate how clean the bathrooms are kept?

    By Shittybutthole,
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  13. Don’t just sit there like a bump on a log, I found a lump on my hog!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. If anyone sees my dad, please tell him that this message was brought to you in part by the National Corporation for Public Broadcasting.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  15. 1 for the money 2 for the show 3 to get ready 4 Margaret Cho

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. If you think trying to teach an older generation how to use newer technology is bad, try having a younger one get in your car and ask you how to lower your window because your car was made pre-1989

    By Shittybutthole,
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  17. I am 16 going on 60, cause Button's my last name.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Just like Bob Barker used to say, have your grandparents spayed or neutered, because could you imagine having an uncle younger than you?

    By Shittybutthole,
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  19. Epstein would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you pesky kids and your meddling dog!

    By Shittybutthole,
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  20. If you cannot smell what the rock is cooking. you might as well get tested for the virus.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  21. I’ll have the hotdog, hold the bun. Hold MY bun. Just the one.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. I’ll have the applesauce, hold the apples.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Great, now I know what a migraine is- looked it up, apparently it’s some sort of headache..

    By Kevllis,
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  24. Day 3 of no toilet paper

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Everything's a nail to hammer, and every pant's a parachute.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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