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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Remember kids; you can't spell Sears Laughter Gent without Sergeant Slaughter!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  2. Let me see your pizza ROOLLL

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. I heard Beanie Feldstein and Beanie Sigel are starting a family together.  Can't wait to see those beanie babies!

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  4. Microwave it good, sexy boy. Get that guac nice and hot.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. If you wanna succeed in buisness there's two things you gotta know: Money talks and holy cow this money is sentient and capable of speech!

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  6. Take me to Joan Rivers, drop me in John Waters. Hold me Glenn Closer, here comes Kyra Sedgwick.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Blanche in the sheets, Mona in the sheets. Old ladies smashed in the 80's!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  8. Dropping the kids off at the pool- it’s like they love that fucking water park more than the puppy they made me buy them last month

    By Kevllis,
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  9. When you can't find your sport bra before going jogging and you know your nipples are going to end up chaffed. that's bad news for my man boobs

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  10. If I had a dollar for every dollar I put in the swear jar, I'd have all my fucking swear jar dollars.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  11. If I had a dollar for every time I wanked it, perhaps I could have enough to buy myself a new blanket

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  12. I want to rock and roll all night and go to bed at a reasonable hour!

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  13. I don't remember the plot to any Jackie Chan movie but God Damn do I love those sweet ass karate chops!

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  14. Whenever I screw up at Pizza Hut my manager tells me I'm on thin Crust

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  15. Wear a Mask and Smack dat Ass

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  16. Don’t take a bite, the hot dog eating contest hasn’t started yet, eating is cheating.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. nintendo, nintendon't. it nintendoesn't matter.

    By voichicoski,
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  18. if you're really such a loser, beck, how come you can speak spanish? that's some pretty good education for a quote-unquote loser!

    By voichicoski,
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  19. #freethesheeple

    By voichicoski,
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  20. boogers. gross, right?

    By voichicoski,
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  21. i have a tattoo that says "i have a tattoo that says" and i stand by it!

    By voichicoski,
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  22. the benny hill song at half speed captures perfectly the speed of real life

    By voichicoski,
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    • 273 views

  23. i'm the leader of a cult that is all about me hating myself. drink the kool-aid, baby!

    By voichicoski,
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    • 251 views

  24. somebody stop me - i am jim carrey's the mask and i'm going to commit mass murder

    By voichicoski,
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    • 258 views

  25. Rock King

    By Viennese Tease,
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