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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Call Me Mr. Soup Kitchen because I like eating bums -- buttholes that is.

    By AlexO'Keefe,
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  2. Call me Mr. Yeast because I make the dough rise - I'm talkin' fat stacks, mad money, yo.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 405 views

  3. Call me Nelly Furtado because I am like a bird. What I'm saying is I took a big shit on your car.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 357 views

  4. Call me nubile and heretical but I think your sister just pissed on me blister

    By greazey_bob,   
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  5. Call me old fashion because thats my legal name now

    By ClintonJacobisjustokhonestly,   
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  6. Call me old fashioned but I think Christmas should be between a man and a woman.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  7. Call me old fashioned but I'm just a cocktail made from bitters, sugar, whiskey and an orange peel.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  8. Call me old fashioned but It's Killing Eve not Killing Steve

    By IrSasquatch,
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  9. Call me old fashioned but really I'm 2 teaspoons simple syrup, 1 teaspoon water, 2 dashes bitters, 1 cup ice cubes, 1.5 fluid ounces bourbon whiskey, 1 slice orange and 1 maraschino cherry

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  10. Call me old fashioned, but I like to check a prostitute for weapons before we drop acid together.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Call me old fashioned, but that's not my name, so good luck gettin' a reply PAL

    By Jurassick,
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    • 608 views

  12. Call me old fashioned, but the Emoji Movie porn parody needed less clown face.

    By Haircut Daddy,
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  13. Call me old fashioned...James Old Fashioned.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Call me old-fashioned, because that's my name. Old-Fashioned Johnson here, pleasure to make your acquaintance.

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. Call me old-fashioned, but I believe in love at first squirt.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Call me old-fashioned, but I I've always liked the combination of a little bourbon, bitters, and sugar.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 330 views

  17. Call me old-fashioned, but I like my pugs to sploot.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 278 views

  18. Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer my woman to be Bigfoot and pregnant

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Call me old-fashioned, but I think it's in terribly poor taste to play Simple Minds' "Don't You (Forget About Me)"...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. Call me old-fashioned, please, I'm begging you, call me old-fashioned because it makes me feel like a fancy man.

    By JasonJCohn,
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    • 303 views

  21. Call me old-fashioned...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 607 views

  22. Call me on my bologna phone

    By Dom Cheeto,
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  23. Call Me Palestinian Flowers, Because I Hate Jujubes.

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
    • 0 replies
    • 210 views

  24. Call me Penny because I believe in being the change you want to see in the world.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 342 views

  25. Call me Poppa Smurf...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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