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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This penis isn’t going to circumcise itself unless you command it to

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  2. I’ve heard of The Truman Show, but The Muppet Show!

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 179 views

  3. I’m Squawk Flockerman, and this is CAW-CAW-CAWmedy Bang Bang!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 195 views

  4. Whoever peed inside my pants while i was passed out drunk. shame on you.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  5. Unless you're looking for 90 minutes of Affleck side-shaft on a loop, "Gone Girl: Gone Wild" isn't a porn parody worth watching.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 207 views

  6. Julia Child may have invented the Jizzcuit, but Guy Fieri goddamn perfected it.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Yo, chill. Joe Chill

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  8. “Don’t You Forget About Me” has a different meaning if your parents left you at a Bennigan’s in the 80s and never came back.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  9. Until Hollywood does the right thing and makes a XXX-rated Swamp Thing movie, I’m calling it quits in this town.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  10. I got your catchphrase right here, pal! For those of you that can’t see me, I said that while grabbing my genitals.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  11. You aren't the messiah... You're just hydroplaning

    By Scam Elliot,
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  12. Okay. Yeah. Sure. But why does Lola Bunny gotta have Dem Tig ol' Bitties?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  13. Griddle me this, griddle me that. And when you’re done making breakfast get the hell outta my flat.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. Rinkle wurmple ample dinkle, sturmpet docket leibnitz physics.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. How about you catch this phrase

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  16. Though it was a grizzly public beheading. the executioner brought down the house with his perfectly timed, "Did I do thaaaat?"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Founding Father Patrick Henry was ultimately undone by his infamous sext: "GIVE ME MAMMARIES, OR GIVE ME BREASTS!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. They gave me two colonoscopy appointments but I rectum both.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. It’s “Adam and Eve” not “I love you too, son”

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  20. Today we have Jason Mantzoukas and his sister, Jason Womantzoukas.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. ...Like your Bob Dylans, your David Bowies, your Jimi Hendrices.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. The dark web is the internet’s even eviler twin

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 164 views

  23. Yelling YOLO, I swallowed that Rolo, and now like Han Solo, I'm dead in a hole-oh.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 167 views

  24. This tick on my dick is doing the trick!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 155 views

  25. Boobs and penis come between us, cut them off and then we'll boff.

    By Butt Barf,
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